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Whether your teen years shaped you, scarred you, or left you more or less unscathed, there’s no denying that Hollywood harbors a special love for high school movies. While they each have their own set of one-liners, dated fashion trends, and even more dated soundtracks, there’s a certain formula that coming-of-age cult classics share.
Take note, students; here is Jackalope Ranch’s flow chart to getting popular, getting it on, or simply getting through high school (and college, and adulthood).
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