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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we’ve got some real signature looks, from fashion and tattoos, to some guy who has his entire face colored blue. Enjoy.
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Charges: Forgery Well, don’t expect to be tied down.
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9.)
Charges: Obstructing government operations Illuminati!
8.)
Charges: Operating a vehicle in violation of restrictions Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
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Charges: Armed robbery, theft of transportation, unlawful flight from law enforcement There’s no tattoo too small to screw up.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license Take a walk around the room you’re in right now. These eyes will follow.
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Charges: Failure to pay a fine The holy trinity: marijuana, motorcycles, and dead bodies.
4.)
Charges: Transportation and/or sales of dangerous drugs, trafficking stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine, failure to appear, false reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license, failure to show ID Out of all those charges, the real crime is wearing shag carpet.
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Charges: Probation violation, DUI Private. Christian. Affordable.
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Charges: Probation violation, shoplifting We love literal tattoos. “All eyes on me.”
1.)
Charges: Assault, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct Blues Clues!
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