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With the holidays coming up we find ourselves wondering, “What do you get the ostentatious, absurdly wealthy friend and/or relative who has everything?”
Gold toilet paper, obviously.
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Yes, thanks to the Toilet Paper Man, an Australian-based website offering everything from laundry detergent and tin foil to wet wipes and garbage bags, customers can now purchase a roll of 22 carat gold toilet paper.
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Valued at $1,376,900, this golden role of ass tissue is an ideal purchase for anyone who collects Ferraris like Hot Wheels, owns pet jaguars like Chia Pets, and views giving to the poor as a waste of their time and money.
Order fast, people, because between Silicone Valley software moguls, Saudi princes, and the infantile luxury of baby North West we have a feeling this shits going to run out faster than the sketch burrito you ate for breakfast.
