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We know your dream. We’ve dreamed it, too, in our seedier moments. Ditch the job. Buy a hog. Fall in with questionable company. Prowl the city with greaser buds in search of babes, boobs, and booze. It’s a great gig if you can get it, and once a year – thanks to those enlightened philanthropists at Arizona Bike Week – even nonprofessional greasers can (and we quote) “ride hard, get wild, party like crazy, and get excited by lots of fine babes” during the T-Bar Trail Ride. After registering at CycleFest at WestWorld of Scottsdale, riders head out on a strip-club tour, with stops including Cheetah’s and Christie’s Cabaret East and West.
Proceeds benefit various charities, including the Arizona Institute for Breast Health.
No, seriously.
Thu., April 2, 9 a.m., 2009
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