Arizona’s Scientologists Are Terrifying — and They Want Your Money

The Arizona Church of Scientology is hard up for cash and is begging for contributions in one of the most frightening Youtube videos we’ve ever seen. In short: These people are bat-shit crazy excited.  Armed with sunflower earrings and a crazed Joker-like smile, our trusty Scientology tour guide, Didi, shows us the…

Three Men Claim to be Cops — Then Rob Phoenix Home at Gunpoint

Yelling “Police!” and banking on the element of surprise, three men kicked down the door of a Phoenix home early this morning, robbing the family inside at gunpoint.   According to police, three Hispanic men rolled up to the East Virginia Avenue residence in a 1990s Ford Thunderbird about 4:15…

Joe Arpaio Cowers to Common Sense — Bails on All-Star Chain-Gangs

In a concession to common sense, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio agreed today to stop  plans for chain-gang parades in front of Chase Field before the start of tomorrow’s MLB All-Star game.   “I’m not going to interfere with the ball game tomorrow,” Arpaio promised in a news conference this afternoon. Apparently not wanting to…

New Police Report Sheds Light on the Death of Camelback Hiker

Hanging onto a 50-foot wall of rock on Camelback Mountain, 21-year-old Jonathan Gustafson looked down and saw his friend struggling to find a place for his hand.   Clint McHale was hanging on below him. Gustafson told him to stay calm and that eventually he would find somewhere to hang on. “I am…

Arizona Cashes in On $40.8 Million Settlement With Drug Companies

Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne today agreed to a hefty $40.8 million settlement agreement with GlaxoSmithKline LLC  and PB Pharmco — companies accused of distributing defective drugs.After divvying up the settlement between 37 states and the District of Columbia that also filed complaints, Arizona’s raking getting $1.4 million.From 2001 to 2004, the…

MLB All-Star Game Draws Real-Estate Scammers to Valley

If a real estate company promises to rent your house to some out-of-towners for the upcoming MLB All-Star Game at a “too good to be true” price, the offer’s probably bogus. The Department of Real Estate announced this afternoon that one such profiteering company, Your Stay Accommodations, is getting investigated for swindling…