UPDATED: Joe Arpaio Mistakenly Endorses Two Candidates for Same Race; Tells One he “Never Withdraws an Endorsement” — Right After He Withdraws His Endorsement

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has endorsed so many candidates in this year’s election that he can’t keep them all straight (dementia must be setting in) — which might be the reason he claims he mistakenly endorsed two candidates who are running against each other.On the Sonoran Alliance Web site today, Arpaio claims…

Gilbert Man Faces Prostitution Charges for Allegedly Bribing Teen for Sex

A Gilbert man was arrested yesterday after police say he bribed a teenage girl with gifts in exchange for sex. According to Gilbert police, 41-year-old William Flanagan (that’s him in the photo) molested his 16-year-old victim several times over a two-year period, with the last incident happening just three weeks…

Morning Poll: Is J.D. Hayworth’s Campaign Over?

J.D. Hayworth’s campaign is in trouble. Yesterday, Hayworth was forced to admit that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company promising to teach customers how to get their hands on “free government money” was “a mistake.”…

J.D. Hayworth on Infomercial Stardom: “It Was a Mistake.” Ya Think?

In a rare gesture of regret, Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth conceded that his starring in an infomercial for a now-bankrupt company offering customers “free government money” was “a mistake.”In a statement issued moments ago, Hayworth, who dubbed himself “the consistent conservative” early in his campaign, says he regrets his association…

Apache Junction Man Indicted in Theft of Saguaros

Living in the Sonoran Desert, it seems Saguaro Cacti are everywhere — that’s because, in these parts, they are. But that doesn’t mean they’re yours for the taking. The rest of the world isn’t as blessed with the prickly foliage, so the federal government — through the Lacey Act –…

John McCain Ad Calls J.D. Hayworth a “Huckster” Over Gig as Pitchman

Here’s a word we never thought we’d hear to describe a candidate for the U.S. Senate: J.D. Hayworth is a “huckster” — at least according to a new Web ad pimped by Senator John McCain’s campaign.For anyone unfamiliar with the term, a “huckster” is someone who peddles crappy merchandise on the street,…

Glenn Beck Says J.D. Hayworth’s Campaign is Over

Glenn Beck took time off from weeping over the word “America,” gushing over the founding fathers, and scaring the ever-loving shit out of his far-right followers with his chalkboard of doom to call Arizona’s GOP Senate primary. Nearly two months before primary day, Beck says Senator John McCain will win.Beck, often quick to…