Divorce-Finalization Bill Sanely Shot Down in Arizona Legislature

A bill to force people who want to get divorced to stay married longer — in the hope that they would reconsider — was shot down in the Arizona House of Representatives today.Score one for sanity.A divorce can be the most maddening thing a person can go through, and while most of us…

J.D. Hayworth Interprets Grant Woods Vampire Quip as Death Threat

What do you call a vampire who’s running for the U.S. Senate? Don’t bother asking Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth because the guy’s apparently humorless, can’t take a joke.Hayworth seems to think that a vampire quip made by former Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods was a death threat, and is demanding an apology.In an…

Excessive-Force Complaints Against Phoenix PD Down Since 2008, Report Claims

After an incident between Phoenix City Councilman Michael Johnson and a Phoenix police officer ignited tensions between police and minority communities, minority leaders have come out against the Phoenix Police Department, claiming it has a problem with its use of excessive force.A report released yesterday by the PPD shows that…

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Signs Wild West Gun Bills Into Law

Governor Jan Brewer signed two bills into law yesterday that — if nothing else — solidify Arizona’s reputation as the Wild West.One of the bills, HB 2307, allows Arizonans to own guns without registering them with the federal government, as long as the guns are made, bought, and sold in…

Anti-Photo-Enforcement Group Says Easter Bunny Stunt a Sign of Things to Come

Somehow, between hiding Easter eggs and filling baskets with candy, the Easter Bunny found time to give a photo-enforcement camera in Tempe an oval-shaped “up yours!” And an anti-speed-camera group predicts such civil disobedience will happen “more and more” until the cameras are gone.As you read yesterday in our Feathered Bastard blog, a man in a…

John McCain iPhone Pic Finds Way to Gay Porn Web Site

Back in January, Senator John McCain’s daughter, Meghan, told an audience at the University of Florida that her father was “coming along” in terms of supporting gay marriage. If you believe everything you see on gay porn Web sites, “The Maverick” seems to be making enormous strides. McCain’s image was found on a gay porn…

Arizona Cardinals Sign Kicker Jay Feeley

The Arizona Cardinals announced today that the team has signed kicker Jay Feeley, even though negotiations with the Cards current kicker, Neil Rackers, are still sort of going on.Feeley played last season with the New York Jets, where he made 30 of 36 field goals and didn’t miss an extra…

Two Phoenix Sisters Reported Missing

The Phoenix Police Department is asking the public’s help in finding two sisters who were reported missing yesterday.According to police, the girls, ages 15 and 11, never reported home from school yesterday, but investigators aren’t sure if they even made it school.Police say the girls left their home, near 48th…

J.D. Hayworth Heads to Vegas for Easter Weekend Happy Hour

Senate hopeful J.D. Hayworth, the “consistent conservative” who touts his devout Christianity in television and radio ads, is heading to Las Vegas this weekend for happy hour with fellow conservatives at a bar called Stoney’s on the Strip.Where else would a good Christian spend his Easter weekend.Hayworth will be at…

Joe Arpaio Unveils New, Inmate Torture Device: “Pedal Vision”

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio unveiled his latest dehumanizing crime deterrent yesterday — a device the sheriff is calling “pedal vision.”Pedal vision is a something the Sheriff’s Office rigged up that requires inmates to ride a stationary bike if they want to watch television.As an inmate pedals, the bike creates…

Spring Training Guide to Today’s Games

Here is your guide to today’s spring training games, as well as a look at some of yesterday’s games that most Valley baseball fans actually care about (sorry, Padres fans, there’s nothin’ here for you unless your boys happen to play against the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, or the Cubs):Arizona Diamondbacks: The D-backs…