Spike Lee Tells Black and Latino NAU Students to “Wake Up”

Spike Lee, film director and prolific NBA pest, was in Flagstaff last week, where he spoke to students at Northern Arizona University about education and race. Lee, who is responsible for “joints” like Get on the Bus, Do the Right Thing, and Bamboozled, told students that Latino and African-American students…

John McCain Pro-Asterisk for Roid-Head Baseball Players

If it were up to John McCain, professional baseball players like Mark McGwire, Alex Rodriguez, and Jose Canseco, should have an asterisk next to their names in baseball record books because they admitted to, or were busted for, taking steroids.The comments came when McCain appeared on Sports 600 (KTAR) this morning.The…

Budget Cuts Cause Coconino County to Suspend D.A.R.E. Program

State and county budget cuts have forced the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office to suspend the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program for students in the county’s elementary schools.The D.A.R.E. program started nationally in 1983, and the CCSO has participated in the it for more than 20 years.For anyone unfamiliar with D.A.R.E.,…

Tempe Man Gets Stomped by Herschel Walker in MMA Fight

A 25-year-old Tempe man got trounced by 47-year-old former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker on Saturday night in a mixed-martial-arts fight in Sunrise, Florida (a shot from the fight is at left).We’re not huge fans of these sort of fights — there’s just something a little unsettling…

Kurt Warner Calls it Quits; Thanks for Not Favre-ing Everyone, Kurt

What we feared has finally happened: Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner today announced his retirement from football.There’s some good news and some bad news following Warner’s press conference to announce his departure. The bad (obviously) is that the Cardinals must say goodbye to a great quarterback, a future Hall-of-Famer. The good…

Two Valley Residents Busted in Catfish-Smuggling Ring

Two Valley residents, as well as a Florida man, have been named in a 28-count federal indictment for smuggling hundreds of thousands of pounds of seafood into the country illegally.Considering the possible penalty of 20 years in prison, they may have been better off smuggling cocaine.The indictment, which was handed down…

House Panel OK’s Bill Allowing Arizonans to Make Their Own Guns and Bullets

The Arizona House Judiciary Committee gave the green light yesterday to a bill that would allow Arizona residents to build and sell their own homemade guns and bullets without having to comply with federal law, paving the way for some highly entertaining experiments in some hillbilly’s shed. The bill, HB 2307, was introduced…

McCain Approval Ratings in Tank; Lowest Levels Since Keating Five Scandal

For the first time since 1994 — when he was recovering from the Keating Five scandal — John McCain’s approval rating has hit 40 percent. A poll conducted by the Behavior Research Center determined the figure, but while McCain’s numbers may be down, Arizona’s senior U.S. senator is far from out. Republicans, for…

Students Form Group to Get ASU Back on Top of Playboy “Party-School” List

As you may recall, Arizona State University’s (ahem) prestigious “party school” image has been tarnished in recent years, as President Michael Crow continues his ruthless campaign against fun in his quest to create “The New American University.”As a result of Crow’s vicious blitzkrieg on students’ social lives, the Sun Devils…

Joe Arpaio Sticks Up for Missing Baby Gabriel’s Jailed Mom

While the public seems to view Elizabeth Johnson, mother of missing 8-month-old Gabriel Johnson, as a couple of horns short of being the devil, Sherriff Joe Arpaio says she’s been a little angel while in his custody. Johnson has been in the Estrella Jail since early this month. She has pleaded not…

New President, New Rules for State of the Union Drinking Game

For those who want to be a responsible citizens and watch the President’s State of the Union speech — but who may get too bored to sit through the whole thing — there’s a solution: turn tonight’s remarks intgo a drinking game.The idea came to two Princeton University students, Marc Melzer and…