Herman Cain and Joe Arpaio in You Write the Caption

In honor of the sexual-harassment allegations against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, we’ve opted to go with the above photo we snapped of Cain puckerin’ up to Joe Arpaio’s boo-tay for this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.Cain, as you may know, is the current frontrunner in the…

Is Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu Definitely Running For Congress?

The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to New Times yesterday that Sheriff Paul Babeu’s right-hand man is forming an exploratory committee for a potential run for Babeu’s job. Babeu’s chief deputy, Steve Henry, will announce later today that he’s considering running for Pinal County sheriff.Babeu, as you may know, is…

ABC News Releases Preview of Gabrielle Giffords’ Interview; Unclear Whether Congresswoman Will Speak on Camera *VIDEO*

ABC News has released a preview of Diane Sawyer’s interview with Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, and it remains unclear whether the congresswoman — who was shot “through the brain” during Jared Loughner’s January 8 Tucson shooting rampage — will speak on camera.When the interview was announced in September, Giffords’ spokesman Mark…

Paul Babeu’s Chief Deputy Steve Henry Considering a Run For Boss’ Job — Now That Babeu’s Considering Running For Congress

Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu announced last week that he’s considering running for Congress — his chief deputy, Steve Henry, however, apparently thinks Babeu is definitely running for Congress, and is now considering running for his boss’ job, the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office confirms to New Times.PCSO spokesman Elias Johnson…

Murder/Suicide Suspected in Phoenix Trailer Deaths

Two dead bodies were found in a Phoenix trailer home last night, and the cops suspect it to be a murder/suicide.Phoenix Sergeant Steve Martos says police were called to a trailer in the 2600 block of East Morrow Drive about about 7 p.m. after an elderly man found the body…

Columbus Mayor Michael Coleman’s Still Boycotting Arizona. Yay or Nay?

Michael Coleman, the mayor of Columbus, Ohio, is still boycotting Arizona because of SB 1070, Arizona’s controversial immigration law — according to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, that is (we’ve got a call into to Coleman’s office to verify — stay tuned…).Three Columbus police officers were supposed to come to…

Can County Attorney Bill Montgomery’s Plan Fix the Mess at CPS?

It was announced yesterday that Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery will head a task force set up by Governor Jan Brewer to fix the current mess at state Child Protective Services, despite controversial comments he made last month about creating an investigative unit separate from CPS that would determine whether…

Poop Transplant Could Save Arizona Man’s Life

Figuratively speaking, a lot of guys take a lot of shit from their wives. Jerry Grant, 33, is literally taking shit from his wife — and it will likely save his life.Grant’s had some poop problems for the past several months — bleeding rectally, and what not — and the…