Occupy Phoenix: Banks Are Evil, the Government’s Evil, and Jan Brewer’s a “Lying Whore” With Alzheimer’s

“Legalize Marijuana. Gov. Brewer Has Alzheimers (sic). Lying Whore.”That’s what was written on the protest sign that welcomed us to the “Occupy Phoenix” demonstration in downtown Phoenix this afternoon — and at least that sign was spelled correctly (almost). There were hippies, teachers, communists, anarchists, stoners, militant black guys, people…

Shahin Nasirinia: Personal Trainer/(Alleged) Dry-Humper Extraordinaire

If you need a personal trainer, 35-year-old Shahin Nasirinia might be your man…assuming you also want to get felt up and potentially “dry humped.”Two women have accused Nasirinia — who currently lives in Tempe on a foreign work visa — of touching them inappropriately under the guise of stretching them…

Boy, 2, Will Likely Die After Beating From Gregory Amador

A 2-year-old boy is currently brain dead and will likely die following a beating by 20-year-old Gregory Amador.According to court documents obtained by New Times, Amador called police about 10:30 yesterday morning to report that “his son’s” eyes had rolled into the back of his head and he was unresponsive.The…

South Park‘s Cartman as Joe Arpaio?

If you didn’t catch last night’s South Park, you missed out. Not only did it touch on Arizona’s focal issue, illegal immigration, and introduce the world to the term “Mexi-Jew,” it featured the show’s portly, pissed-off star, Cartman, portraying a hillbilly sheriff bearing a striking resemblance to Maricopa County’s corrupt top-cop, Joe…

Former ASU Swimmer James Rigg Drowns While Trespassing in University Pool

A former Arizona State University swimmer drowned in a university-owned swimming pool early Monday morning, and authorities suspect alcohol was involved.James Rigg and Andrew Schneller, both 22 and former members of the ASU swim team, sneaked into the Mona Plummer Aquatic Complex in Tempe about 1:30 a.m. Monday by hopping…

Scientologists Targeting Village Voice Media

On the same day our cover story about the Church of Scientology’s new Phoenix “Ideal Org” hit newsstands, our sister paper in New York, the Village Voice, reports that the Church is now probing our parent company, Village Voice Media.See our cover story on what Scientology is up to in…

Amber Alert Issued For Missing 5-Year-Old Jahessye Shockley

The Glendale Police Department has issued an Amber Alert for a 5-year-old girl who was last seen at an apartment complex near 6800 North 45th Avenue.According to the Glendale P.D., the girl, Jahessye Shockley, wandered away from siblings a little before 5 p.m. yesterday and hasn’t been seen since. Her…

Serial Graffiti Vandal “Shaggy” Hit With Felonies For Multiple “Taggings”

According to Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery, “graffiti is not a harmless form of creative expression. It’s a destructive crime that victimizes entire communities by creating blight and encouraging additional criminal activity.”One of the more prolific Valley vandals contributing to the “blight” is “Shaggy,” a Phoenix “tagger” who currently faces…