Missing Old Person Alert: 79-Year-Old Donald Edward Scarsdale

The Phoenix Police Department is asking the public’s help in tracking down a senior citizen reported missing last night.Donald Edward Scarsdale, 79, left his home near 39th Avenue and Camelback Road about 7:45 p.m. yesterday. He was last seen driving a white 2010 Toyota Tacoma extended cab pickup truck with…

Morning Poll: Maricopa County Sheriff Shaq?

Should recently retired NBA star Shaquille O’Neal run for Maricopa County Sheriff?That’s the seed the Arizona Republic has planted in the minds of observers of county politics — and sports fans.Republic sports writer Bob Young penned an article yesterday suggesting that the “Big Shaqtus” competing for the job of sheriff…

TSA Responds to Sky Harbor Freak Out Video

Since our earlier post about a Youtube video featuring a woman who freaked out at Sky Harbor International Airport, the Transportation Safety Administration has issued a response.In case you missed it, during a routine security pat down, the woman claims the TSA officer grabbed her breast — then she goes ballistic,…

Boy, 14, Tells Cops He Was Nearly Abducted — Which He Wasn’t

A 14-year-old Pinal County boy told police someone tried to abduct him last month. The only problem with that is it never happened. After telling his brave tale of escape to authorities about three weeks ago, the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office now says the boy’s admitted to making the whole…

The Subtly Racist Real World Phoenix, Starring Jan Brewer

Wanna know what happens in Phoenix when people stop being polite, and “start getting real and shit?”A spoof of MTV’s the Real World, set in Phoenix and starring Governor Jan Brewer, is making the rounds on the Internet.It’s pretty funny — frozen toaster strudels are considered “ethnic food” for black…

Post-Sex Massage Turns to Stabbing in Maricopa Trailer

A Mesa woman took the term “deep-tissue massage” way (way) too far.After a night of drinking, smoking weed, and sex, 22-year-old Linda Burchfield offered the owner of the Maricopa trailer in which she was partying a massage. Then she tried to slit his throat with a fishing knife…

Morning Poll: Are Lax Gun Laws to Blame for Yuma Shooting?

Arizona is notorious for its lax gun laws, and every time there’s a shooting like the one that happened in Yuma yesterday, the debate begins: could stricter gun legislation have prevented the tragedy?The investigation by the Yuma Police Department is ongoing, so it’s unclear how 73-year-old Carey Hal Dyess obtained…

Joe Arpaio Settles Lawsuit With Feds Over Access in Discrimination Investigation

America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” is finally cooperating with the federal government in its investigation into discrimination practices within his office — but only thanks to months of litigation. The United States Department of Justice announced this afternoon that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered a “court-enforceable” agreement with the…

Yuma Shootings Happened at Different Locations but Are Related, Police Say

Details are emerging about this morning’s shootings in Yuma that have left at least five people — and potentially the shooter — dead.Clint Norred, Yuma police spokesman, didn’t immediately get back to us this afternoon, but tells the Yuma Sun the shootings happened at different locations throughout the city and…

Yuma Shooting: At Least Five Dead

A shooting in Yuma this morning has left at least five people dead and forced a school and a courthouse to go into lockdown.Details about the victims and shooter are unclear at the moment.One of the victims is reportedly an attorney and he was shot in his office…

Joe Arpaio Ordered to Turn Over Unredacted Copy of PCSO Report

America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff,” has been ordered to turn over an unredacted copy of the damning report on the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office’s investigation into his office to a judge for review.The MCSO released the 1,022-page report and more than 20,000 supporting documents in April, much of which was blacked…

Morning Poll: Should County Continue to Pay for Andrew Thomas Defense?

Shamed former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas’ strategy for his upcoming state Bar ethics hearing is becoming clear: he’s going to attempt to vindicate himself by trashing County Supervisor Don Stapley.County sources tell New Times Thomas’ attorney, Don Wilson, has subpoenaed Gila County Attorney Daisy Flores, asking that she turn…

Four Arizona Prison Inmates Die in Four Days; One Suspected to Be Homicide

Emergency medical responders at Arizona prisons have had a busy week — four inmates have died while in Arizona Department of Corrections custody in four days.One of the deaths, DOC spokesman Barrett Marson tells New Times, is a suspected homicide.Marson says the other three deaths are currently under investigation, but…