Failed Murderer Successfully Murders Cousin

A Pinal County parolee, who spent seven years in prison for attempted murder, succeeded in killing his own cousin, according to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office.Jose Martinez, 25, got popped yesterday after several witnesses went to police to tell them he’d killed his own cousin, 18-year-old Antonio Macias Jr.According to…

Female Teacher’s Aide Busted Sexting/Sexing Students

If you’re a female teacher’s aide at a middle school and you send naked pictures of yourself to male, teenage students, there’s a good chance everyone at the school is going to see them. Just ask Gabriela Compton, a teacher’s aide at a Valley middle school, whose ta-tas were seen…

Morning Poll: Should Scott Bundgaard’s Ex-Gal-Pal Be Charged With Assault?

The Phoenix Police Department announced that following an investigation, it’s been determined that state Senator Scott Bundgaard should be charged with assault for the February 25, freeway fracas with his now-ex-girlfriend Aubry Ballard.Ballard, on the other hand, was taken into custody the night of the incident, but released with the assault…

Senator Scott Bundgaard Should be Charged With Assault for Freeway Fracas With Former Flame, Cops Say *UPDATED With Reponse From Bundgaard*

The Phoenix Police Department has completed its investigation into the February freeway fracas between Senator Scott Bundgaard and his then-gal-pal Aubry “Heavyweight Champion of the Highway” Ballard and concluded that Bundgaard should be charged with assault.Ballard was initially charged with assault following the fight, but that charge was dropped after…

Human Skeletal Remains Found Near Phoenix Freeway

Arizona Department of Transportation crews checking a drain near a Valley freeway yesterday afternoon made a pretty gruesome discovery: human skeletal remains.According to the Phoenix Police Department, about 2 p.m. yesterday, ADOT crews were checking a storm drain near the on-ramp to the I-!0 and the Loop-202 just north of…

Morning Poll: Did Jeff Flake Cave to Conservative Kookery?

Arizona Congressman Jeff Flake announced earlier this week that he’s changing his stance on comprehensive immigration reform in order to focus on securing the border. Flake, a one-time rare-for-Arizona Republican advocate of a guest-worker program and a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants, now says he’s only focused on securing…

Daniel Wayne Cook Petition Denied; Execution to Go Forward

The execution of convicted murder Daniel Wayne Cook, who has been sitting on death row for more than two decades, will go forward after a last-ditch petition filed by his lawyer was denied by the state Supreme Court yesterday.Earlier this month, Cook’s attorneys filed a petition to review his death…

Cops Hope Tats Will Help ID Man Found in Verde River

Yavapai County sheriff’s deputies found the unidentified body of a man floating in the Verde River Saturday night, and they’re hoping tattoos (pictured) on the man’s body will help investigators figure out who he is.About 5:45 p.m. Saturday, Yavapai County sheriff’s deputies responded to a call of a man’s body…

Man Bites Dog, Dog Bites Man, Man Sues Cops

As other news outlets are reporting on dogs biting people this morning (yawn), New Times found a story about a guy who fought back against the ferocious fangs of a police pooch by biting back (yes, an actual man bites dog story, as cliche as it may sound) and now…

Morning Poll: Will God Tell Trent Franks to Run for Senate?

Republican Congressman Trent Franks continues to hint that he plans to run for the Senate seat being vacated by Senator Jon Kyl, and last week, announced that the decision would be made by god and his constituents.”I truly don’t know what God wants me to do and what is right…

Heineken Thief Who Stabbed Good Samaritan Identified; Still Loose

The Peoria Police Department says it has identified the man responsible for last week’s Heineken heist, during which the suspect stabbed a good samaritan who tried to stop him. Unfortunately, the alleged thug’s still on the loose.Police say the Heineken thief is 29-year-old Eric Matthew Papanek, of Glendale. Turns out,…