Chandler City Hall: Don’t Drink From Toilets

If you see a toilet in Chandler’s new City Hall, fight the urge and don’t drink from it. Seems fairly obvious, but if you forget, the city’s been kind enough to post signs as a reminder.In almost every bathroom in the new, uber-“green” facility are signs saying “Urinals and Toilets…

Wes Gullett, Former John McCain Operative, to Run For Mayor of Phoenix

We heard a little rumor the other day that Wes Gullett, a deputy campaign manager for Senator John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign and a long-time operative within Arizona’s GOP, planned on running for mayor of Phoenix. Today, Gullett confirmed the rumor — sort of.Gullett tells New Times he’s strongly considering a…

Bestiality and Child “Rape” Videos Found on Buckeye Man’s Computer.

Time for a game of which is more disturbing — starring 26-year-old Michael Barham, of Buckeye.Barham was arrested yesterday after Phoenix police got word that he may have some kiddy-porn on his computer. After searching his home and computer, kiddy-porn was the least disturbing stuff cops dug up — as hard…

Alleged Paint-Huffing Orange-Hurler Revealed

When we first heard there was a guy found sitting in an orange grove next to a Mesa airport, huffing paint, and throwing oranges at planes, we thought, “We gotta see what this guy looks like.”Sadly, at the time we published our story yesterday afternoon, which you can see here,…

Serial Sign Vandal, Upset Over Road Conditions, Arrested in Yavapai County

The unsatisfactory conditions of the road leading into a remote town in Yavapai County caused a Phoenix man to leave some constructive criticism stuck to roadsigns in the area. The suggestions weren’t well received by local law enforcement, though, and the man was arrested for vandalism.According to the Yavapai County…

West Phoenix Shootout Leaves One Dead, One Injured

One man is dead and another is injured after a shootout in west Phoenix last night.According to the Phoenix Police Department, the double shooting happened around 7 p.m. yesterday, when two men exchanged gunfire in the area of 71st Avenue and Thomas Road in Phoenix…

Another Sex Offender Escapes From State Hospital

Don’t panic, or anything, but for the second time in about a year, a sex offender escaped from the state mental hospital.The escape happened about two weeks ago, when a sex offender in the hospital’s minimal security transitional reintegration program scaled a fence and escaped into downtown Phoenix. Unlike the…