Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Awards Ceremony

Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.This week, our alleged criminals look like they deserve awards…

Is Andrew Thomas Delusional?

(Regular New Times readers, feel free to skip to the bottom of this post and cast your vote immediately.)Local Republican blogger Political Mafioso was already questioning whether disbarred and disgraced former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas was delusional after Thomas said he was considering a run for governor, but get…

Joe Arpaio Says MCSO Doesn’t Do “Raids,” but Arpaio Touts Today’s “Raid” of a Supermarket

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office does not conduct “raids,” according to Sheriff Joe Arpaio.Although we’ve provided evidence to the contrary of Arpaio’s new claim, the Sheriff’s public-relations staff sent out an e-mail this afternoon, with a press release touting MCSO’s 70th “employer sanctions operation.” The subject line on that e-mail:…

Obama’s Gun-Law Proposals: Yay or Nay?

Yesterday, President Obama released his plan to curb gun violence, a plan that consists of both executive orders and recommendations for Congress.As the “Colt Single Action Army Revolver” state, Arizona’s probably got a lot of folks who are concerned about changing gun laws…

White House Responds to Secession Petitions, Explains How America Works

Although the meaningless online petition begging the federal government to let Arizona secede didn’t even get enough signatures to warrant a response, eight other states’ petitions did.To paraphrase the White House employee who responded to the petitions, “No.”See also:-Arizona Secession Movement Can’t Even Gather Enough Support on Meaningless Online Petition-Obama…