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There’s really only one type of event in which former Senator/failed GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum would be the keynote speaker — an anti-abortion gala.Santorum’s slated to be at the Phoenix Convention Center tonight for the annual Arizona Right to Life benefit gala, cocktail attire required…
While camping out in some trees and waiting to watch a girl walk home from school for the fifth day and a row, police say 18-year-old Zacharey Murray was killing some time by masturbating.Problem is, Murray “missed his signal,” and the alleged victim had to see him continue to masturbate…
If you have a garage, now might be a good time to throw away all that crap you will never, ever need, and park your car in there.A person, or people, tried to set at least 10 cars on fire early this morning, with the silver lining being that four…
It looks like Valley news outlets are trying to capitalize on the Arizona Republic’s new online paywall — just ask the East Valley Tribune monkey that’s talking on the banana phone.Of course, the Trib had a rough go with its financial issues, but maybe the talking monkey will do it…
If the cops’ accusations check out, then Phoenix elementary school teacher John Todorich is one of the creepiest of creepy gym teachers.According to court documents obtained by New Times, that includes touching a boy in the genital area during his class at Arroyo Elementary School, and in front of three…
See also: “Bath Salts” Tales From Yavapai CountySee also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on “Ban” Continue See also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 Yesterday, we brought you a few of the many “bath salts”-related stories in affidavits submitted in…
See also: Jon Kyl’s Lies “Not Intended to be Factual Statement” Attention Senator Jon Kyl’s press secretary: please re-send the statement clarifying that the senator’s words are “not intended to be a factual statement.” Kyl’s getting attention now because he told a group of reporters that a press release put…
See also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on “Ban” ContinueSee also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 It appears that Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk may have found a way to ban the sale of all the synthetic drugs known as…
Although he was defeated in the primary election, Congressman Ben Quayle still has a few months left in Congress.After keeping quiet for a while after his loss in the primary, Quayle’s back in mid-season form with a reminder that he still thinks President Obama’s doing a crap job…
See also: Rob Koebel Was Allegedly Peeing Outside an Apple StoreSee also: Boob’s Tube See also: The Devil’s in the Details See also: Below the Belt Former KNXV-TV Channel 15 reporter and Sheriff Joe Arpaio suck-up Rob Koebel finally gave some comment to local media after being arrested for allegedly…
See also: Jan Brewer Asked to Ditch Family Research Council Event Over Its Anti-Gay Obsession The Southern Poverty Law Center asked Governor Jan Brewer and others to skip out on an event hosted by the Family Research Council because of the group’s persistent “demonization” of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender…
See also: Top ATF Officials in Phoenix Replaced in Wake of “Gunwalking” Scandal See also: “Fast and Furious” Guns Tracked to More Violent Crimes in Arizona A trio of Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives managers formerly in the Phoenix office are reportedly being singled out for blame in…
See also: Obama Winning Arizona: Not as Dumb of an Idea as People ThoughtSee also: Obama Winning Arizona Sounds Like a Dumb Idea Again There was a poll that showed the race between President Obama and former Massachusetts Governor a “toss up” in Arizona — once. That was also in…
The Southern Poverty Law Center has asked Governor Jan Brewer and others to skip out on an event hosted by the Family Research Council because of the group’s persistent “demonization” of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people.Brewer’s office says that’s not happening…
A whole lot of websites hosted by Scottsdale-based GoDaddy.com were inaccessible yesterday, and a self-proclaimed “leader” of the hacking collective Anonymous claimed credit for the outage.Go Daddy’s interim CEO says nobody “hacked” a damn thing, and it was actually the company’s fault. (They’re sorry about that.)…
See also: Max Shacknai Was Killed, According to Independent ExpertsSee also: Rebecca Zahau’s Death Ruled Suicide; Max Shacknai’s Death an Accident See also: Jonah Shaknai’s Son Pronounced Dead Just Days After Girlfriend’s Death Although independent investigators concluded Max Shacknai died from an assault, police in Coronado, California will not reopen…
See also: Kevin Kolb Temporarily Replaces Tim Tebow as Football Jesus; Cardinals Win The Arizona Cardinals are undefeated in the 2012 season, and the big reason for that is because they’ve played just one game.Starting quarterback John Skelton may be sitting out a couple weeks after spraining his ankle, so…
Not-guilty pleas have been entered in what seems to be the first student-teacher sex case of the 2012 school year.Paradise Valley High School teacher Jordan Doneskey, 26, is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old student — with approval from the girl’s mother…
Dan Whitehead, the former Brophy College Preparatory instructor who was fired from the Jesuit school in November for alleged sexual misconduct with students, was arrested this weekend on sexual-assault and sexual-abuse charges.Whitehead, 71, was canned after two ex-students told school officials that Whitehead had molested them in the ’80s, but…
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For the last year, people have regarded Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb as so crappy that they’re almost serious when they ask if Jamarcus Russell is still a free agent.But when John Skelton went down yesterday in the fourth quarter, with the Cardinals down by three to the Seattle Seahawks,…
