Caffiend: Bawls G33K B33R

Anybody who ever attended a LAN party has seen Bawls, the Guarana-based drink of choice for geeks. This is a reputation Bawls clearly embraces, as they named one of their concoctions “G33K B33R.”G33K B33R is a high-octane root beer that tastes great, like old time Sarsparilla. And the energy rush…

Hot Links: The Quiet Zone, Andre Agassi, and Race for the Cure

Phoenix will get its first railroad quiet zone at the end of this month. The zone, on the southern end of downtown along Harrison Street between Third and Fourth avenues, has to be re-certified each year, and has cost an estimated $100,000 in privately raised money so far…Crews rescued a…

Hot Links: Pat Murphy, Ballers Out, and a Sweat Lodge Rescue

Maricopa County Sheriff’s deputies say they are investigating after someone painted “Kill Obama” in purple spray paint across a pair of political signs in Cave Creek. Sheriff Joe Arpaio says the Secret Service has been contacted, and asks anyone with information to contact his office…Arizona State University baseball coach Pat…

Hot Links: Child Care, Photo Radar, and Free Mercury Tickets

The Arizona Department of Health Services will increase its fees for close to 2,000 child state care facilities. The current licensing fee for child-care providers is $150 for three years. With the increase, licenses will cost between $581 and $13,442, depending on the number of children…It’s been a year since…

Wanda Jackson

Wanda Jackson dated Elvis Presley in the ’50s, and even if she may not have slept with him (“There were things you could and couldn’t do, and my daddy made sure I never crossed that line,” Jackson’s said of the period), just having shared a milk shake with Elvis is…

Wonder Woman

Divine Essence is never at a loss for words. The poet and spoken-word artist has been performing around the Valley for more than seven years, and hosting open mic nights since 2002, when she started a regular spoken-word shindig at Livingston’s soul food restaurant in Scottsdale. When Livingston’s closed, Divine…

Hot Links: Standoffs, Ripoffs, and Blackouts

A Yuma man is in custody after an almost nine-hour standoff with police. Michael McCormick was wanted in connection with several vehicle thefts and burglaries. When police tracked him to a motel, he fled and broke into a trailer home, where the standoff ensued. He eventually surrendered and was taken…

Hot Links: BB Guns, Robin Lopez’s Foot, and a Miracle Baby

Two juveniles were arrested by Phoenix police for allegedly shooting at traffic signs and speed enforcement cameras with BB guns. DPS officers stopped a black Volvo after reports of shots fired on eastbound Interstate 10 and took a male and a female into custody. There were reportedly five juveniles in the…

Caffiend: Xyience’s Xenergy

The Xyience Xenergy drink is “the official energy drink” of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). That factoid, combined with all the “x” references in the brand (as in “extreme,” we assume), had us thinking that this drink was gonna either majorly kick our asses or help us kick some major…

Hot Links: Twin Fire, Stolen Laptops, and Laws for Bloggers

All schools in the Williams Unified School District will be closed today because of a fire burning near the city. The blaze, dubbed the Twin Fire, began Friday and scorched 1,000 acres by Sunday night. About 465 fire personnel are battling the blaze…A water line broke near 11th street and…

Hot Links: Williams’ Head, Turf Paradise, and Ho-Ho Intruders

Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, has written a book titled Frozen. In the book, Johnson writes that employees at Alcor mishandled baseball legend Ted Williams’ head, with one employee taking baseball-like swings at Williams’ frozen head with a monkey wrench…The Turf Paradise…

Hot Links: Swine Flu Death, Serial Killers, and Animal Control

A Valley teen with no underlying medical conditions died from the H1N1 (swine) flu in early September, according to health officials. The teenager was from Maricopa County, but little else is known about him or her. Officials in Yavapai County reported their first death from swine flu earlier this week…William…

Hot Links: Homeowner Shot, Mercury Win, and Brophy’s Flu

A distraught homeowner was killed by police after he fired shots at officers from inside his home. The man, whose name has not been released, was reportedly upset that his home — near 31st avenue and Bell Road — had been sold at auction, and had fired shots at the…

Hot Links: Taurasi Named MVP, Arrests, and 4,000 Pounds of Pot

Phoenix Mercury guard Diana Taurasi will be named WNBA MVP today. Taurasi, who leads the Mercury into the WNBA finals series against the Indiana Fever at US Airways Center tonight, has averaged more than 20 points per game this season…Mesa police arrested ASU student Karla Jauregui on Sunday. Jauregui is…