Arizona Legislature Explained by New Study of Neanderthals?

We have fretted for some time about the Neanderthals in control of the Arizona Legislature, a powerful political body that enacts laws by which we are supposed to live our lives. Could it really be true, we have pondered deep into the night, that the likes of this bunch — the…

Arizona Diamondbacks Turn Sluggers In Rout Over Cubbies in Chicago Today

Just maybe, the furor over Arizona’s over-the-top illegal immigration bill, SB 1070, has had an unintended positive effect on our local major-league baseball team.   The D-Backs scored in double digits for the second straight game today, crunching the Chicago Cubs 13-5 in an afternoon tilt at venerable Wrigley Field, disappointing…

Legal Immigrant or Just Plain Legal?

We were driving back from Cochise County yesterday afternoon when a funky old Nissan lumbered past and pulled back in front of us.   Someone had scribbled in large white letters on the trunk, “HONK AT ME. I’M LEGAL!” What the heck, we thought, flashing on the infamous Senate Bill 1070…

Havasupai Tribe Win Nice Settlement From ASU In Scandalous Blood-Sample Case

Back in May 2004, we published a cover story entitled “Indian Givers,” which broke the news about a remarkably devious study conducted by genetic researchers at Arizona State University. The piece described how those researchers, led by Dr. Therese Markow, a nationally known genetics-research professor then at the university, had misled members…

Ike Davis of ASU Baseball Fame Gets Two Hits In Big League Debut

Gotta love the Major League baseball debut last night of onetime ASU All-American first baseman and pitcher Ike Davis. Called up just hours earlier from Triple-A Buffalo, the 23-year-old Davis looped a single to right in his first big-league at bat, and then collected another hit in the New York…

MLK Invoked by Judge Gary Donahoe for Inscription on Court Tower Beam

Remember Gary Donahoe, the Superior Court judge accused late last year of “bribery” by County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Sheriff Joe Arpaio?   Though that skanky dog of a case was dropped before it really ever got going (we never will forget this press conference), the boys succeeded in sullying…

Judge Gary Donahoe’s Contempt Ruling In Arpaio Detention Officer Case Upheld, but Odd Sanction Remanded

The Arizona Court of Appeals today upheld a Maricopa County judge’s contempt-of-court ruling against a sheriff’s detention officer who lifted legal papers from a criminal-defense attorney in open court and had them copied. Gary Donahoe, who until recently was the county’s presiding criminal judge, held the detention officer, Adam Stoddard, in indirect civil contempt after the…

Joey the Chimp In Parts Unknown, His Owner’s Attorney Says

Not a week goes by, really, without someone contacting us about the welfare of Joey the Chimp, a.k.a. “Felonious Monk.”   We wrote about Joey’s legal problems a few years ago in a cover story. (That’s not Joey in the photo, but we liked the image, so….) It told how Arizona…