County Attorney Thomas Gets Right Wing Fixed

By Paul Rubin When word came to us recently that current Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Peyton Thomas underwent a procedure on a shoulder, the first question we had was, “Which one?” Should have known it was the right one. The guy is so conservative that he probably had his left…

Judge Jose Padilla says he was racially profiled twice before traffic stops

When Jose Padilla hears about the latest local police “sweep” against Latinos who may be in this country illegally, he flashes back to his hometown of Brownsville, Texas, and “Operation Wetback.” “I can remember the people running from the police yelling ‘Migra! Migra!” says Padilla, referring to the Spanish term…

“Felon-Hunting” Web Site Actually a Grand Goof

By Paul Rubin For the record, we subscribe to the time-worn journalistic adage that information is power, and we also love to check up on people we have in our sights–or not. So when a buddy from Virginia who works in the security industry forwarded us the link to Felonspy.com,…

Cops target Latino judge who drives funky old car

By Paul Rubin When Jose Padilla hears about the latest local police “sweep” against brown people from south-of-the-border, he flashes back to his hometown of Brownsville, Texas, and the government program dubbed “Operation Wetback.” “I can remember the people running from the police yelling `Migra! Migra!” says Padilla, referring to…

Toy-Box Killer dad gets roughly 25 years to think about it

By Paul Rubin Abigail Rose Minor was just 34 months old when–according to police, prosecutors and a trial jury–her father locked her into a tox box, where she suffocated after apparently struggling to free herself for minutes. The investigation into little Abbey’s horrific death became part of our 2006 series,…

Farmers, Ranchers, Foodies Party At Tapino Kitchen Wine Bar Shindig

By Paul Rubin We didn’t get three steps inside James Porter’s wonderful Tapino Kitchen Wine Bar last Thursday night when a woman asked, “Are you slow foodies, or just foodies?” Since I hadn’t eaten since breakfast, I responded, “I guess you could say I’m a hungry.” The occasion was Tapino’s…

Tom Waits slays ’em on opening night in Phoenix

By Paul Rubin The best shows are the ones where you go through some unexpected things in your head as you’re watching and listening. It’s really about the magic — the sound and sights of surprise — that transcendent music and performance can be. It happened to me last night…

How do you spell Wal-Mart? Try H-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y

By Paul Rubin We wrote a sad story recently about an octogenarian named Herman Teague, who’d had the misfortune of going to work as a greeter at a Wal-Mart near the 101 and Bell Road. Teague fainted at work and sustained a bad gash to the back of his head…

ASU pitcher beats New Times jinx, wins title

By Paul Rubin When we named ASU fast-pitch softball pitcher Katie Burkart “Best Female College Athlete” in our Best of Phoenix issue last September, we quietly wondered if it wouldn’t be the kiss of death to the team’s chance of making it to the College World Series the following June…

Kevin Johnson Scores Big in Sac-Town, But It’s No Slam Dunk

By Paul Rubin Talk about getting it wrong. Political pollsters in California’s capital city of Sacramento had Mayor Heather Fargo favored to win yesterday’s primary by about seven percentage points over former Phoenix Suns basketball star Kevin Johnson. Instead, K.J. drove right past the two-time incumbent on his way to…

rder Trial–says prosecutor played dirty

By Paul Rubin Robert Ortloff, who recently was convicted of killing 20-year-old Kathleen Smith at her Tempe condo back in 1984, has been a rather accomplished jailhouse lawyer since his incarceration in 1986 in an unrelated case (sending a mail bomb to a U.S. Army soldier based in Texas). But,…

Don’t let the Suns catch you crying

By Paul Rubin Suns game just finished, as did the season… Heart finally slowing to a more survivable rate, but the inner heart–the one that beats more intensely as the soul of a season slowly reveals itself—isn’t doing so great at the moment. Terrific game when the Spurs weren’t employing…

Suns Setting Soon

By Paul Rubin The Suns were kind enough to stick New Times up in Section 207 for last night’s fiasco against the San Antonio Superiors. Best to be as far from the action in the 115-99 crushing loss as possible, sitting among good folks who have lived and now are…