We Read Books So You Don’t Have To: Progressive Nation

  When it comes to travel, we will admit to being a total geek. Forget about a beach in Cabo or a schmancy resort: We want to see where important stuff happened! We’ve been to Paul Revere’s house. We’ve stood in the room where Winston Churchill was born. We even…

Greedy West Valley Political Kingmaker Jack Rose’s Unpaid Bills

  In these harsh economic times, it’s easy to start crying. But yesterday, while perusing the unpaid bills of the West Valley’s fallen bigshot developer, Jack Rose (pictured), we found ourselves laughing. Rose, as loyal New Times readers will remember, was the boy wonder whose greed brought down a corporation commissioner — and…

Three-Time Loser Deputy County Attorney Screws Up, Again

We know it’s very bad karma to laugh at people in over their heads, but when it comes to Deputy County Attorney Lisa Aubuchon, we just can’t help ourselves. We have nothing against Aubuchon personally; it’s just that County Attorney Andrew Thomas appointed her to run his pre-trial division — and…

Before Don Stapley’s Indictment, There Was the Land Deal

Behind the year’s most shocking indictment — 118 criminal counts filed last month against Maricopa County Supervisor Don Stapley — is a bizarre tale of a land deal turned ugly, a $360 million jury verdict reduced to nothing, and a political fundraiser hosted by one of the Valley’s most influential…

Fried: Hanny’s P.A.T.

  My significant other is a notorious grump — which has never been more evident than in his initial response to Hanny’s, Karl Kopp’s new downtown Phoenix hotspot. Here we have a gorgeous old building transformed into a stylin’ new space, courtesy of the same people behind Scottsdale’s AZ88. Here was…

Fried: Sam’s Cafe Spinach and Portabella Mushroom Quesadilla

  My new favorite at Sam’s Cafe. Loyalty is not my strong suit. I like to try new places and new things; ask me what my favorite restaurant is, and it’s probably one that opened last week. But with the economy collapsing, the newspaper industry in a particularly awful place,…

Jan Brewer’s Transition Team Includes a Photo Enforcement Bigshot

  For all you Republicans out there hoping that a new governor means the end of Janet Napolitano’s highly irritating plot to balance the state budget by putting photo enforcement cameras everywhere, we have a little warning for you: Don’t get your hopes up. We couldn’t help but notice that, like…

CityNorth: We’re Giving Away $97 Million for This?

I went shopping last week. I’ve been trying to spend less money — if this country’s really about to enter its next Great Depression, I don’t want to be the idiot who wasted her last paycheck on champagne and a new cocktail dress. But my resolve evaporated when I read…

Fried: Bleu Ribbon Burger at Red Robin

  Four of us — my sister-in-law and my brother and my dad — had just decided on pizza for lunch when another brother piped up. “Pizza?? I have a sore throat! I can’t eat pizza.” This is life in the Fenske family. There is never consensus. Nothing can ever…