Hot Links: Goddard Sues Phoenix Country Club, Mormons Battle Same-Sex Prop, Ex-Canadian Profiled by MCSO, and Racist “Obama Waffles” Cause Gag Reflex.

By Stephen Lemons Supes ready to rip up Guadalupe contract today. Goddard sues Phoenix Country Club over gender discrimination. U.S. Citizen claims MCSO asked her for green card because of car’s Canadian flag. The Phoenix cop who collapsed after that charity boxing match is dead. Sheriff hopeful Dan Saban promises…

The Bird joins the anti-Arpaio siege at Wells Fargo, postmortems the Pearce- Gibbons race, and knocks Napolitano for defending Sarah Palin

FORTRESS ARPAIO More like Don Quixote than César Chávez, pro-immigrant activist Salvador Reza is laying siege to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s downtown Phoenix fortress. This plumed pecker means the Wells Fargo building at 100 West Washington Street, where Nickel Bag Joe surveys his kingdom from his upscale digs, high above us…

Hot Links: John McCain’s bounce, Sarah Palin’s hypocrisy, Tucson cockfighters, and Michael Jackson’s underpants.

By Stephen Lemons Geezer McCain’s got more bounce than Obama? That’ll teach the whippersnapper. “Reformer” Sarah Palin billed Alaska for time spent at home. (It’s the hypocrisy, stupid.) McCain speech heckler was a Phoenix gal. (You go, girl.) Pro-immigrant firebrand Isabel Garcia cleared in Arpaio pinata controversy. Phoenix Mercury best…

Hot Links: Nik Richie claims he’s got Desert Diva john names (see update), McCain leads Obama, O.J. Simpson on trial (again), and Gary Coleman runs over dude, allegedly.

By Stephen Lemons Nik Richie posts john names (he says) in Desert Divas bust. You won’t believe who’s listed. (Update: Richie’s taken them down. Was the story bogus, Nik?) Old Man McCain takes lead over Obama in new poll. (Yikes!) Arizona tax revenues in the dumps. Cards clobber the 49ers…

John McCain’s Pitch: Vote For Me Because I Was Tortured.

More effective than a bucketful of Sominex… A colossal yawn. That’s what a CSPAN cameraman caught one of the GOP delegates in the middle of last night during John McCain’s speech, and it pretty much summed up my experience watching it. A real snoozer. I could barely keep from flipping…