Top Ten Tom Horne Trucker Hat Slogans

See also: -Arizona AG Tom Horne’s Sex Scandal Scuttles Gubernatorial Bid So Arizona Attorney General Tom “Hit-and-Run” Horne’s got a Cuban cougar on the taxpayer’s payroll with whom he can enjoy a little afternoon delight, if he so desires. He rocks a gold Jag, and allegedly breaks campaign finance laws…

Arizona AG Tom Horne’s Sex Scandal Scuttles Gubernatorial Bid

Picture Elmer Fudd as the lead in Oliver Stone’s Nixon, and you’ve got Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne in a nutshell. Truly, the FBI’s massive, 3,000-plus page investigative file detailing its year-long probe of Horne’s office reads like a tragicomic novel wherein a powerful but goofy politician does a colossal…

Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Approves 2012 Election Canvass

Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell and Elections Director Karen Osborne presented the official 2012 canvass to the Board of Supervisors today, and the BOS approved it after a discussion of the controversy over the late vote count. Overall, turnout was slightly down this year compared with 2008, with 76.51 percent…

Black Friday Walmart Protests: A Frontline Report by Dennis Gilman

Gilman’s report from the front lines Wobblies, Unitarians, Occupy folks, and assorted concerned citizens converged on at least two Walmart locations in the Valley on Black Friday to protest the way the mega-corp treats its workers, and local videographer Dennis Gilman was on hand to capture some of the action,…

Tom Horne’s Chenal-Gate Fender-Bender Hearing Pushed to December 17

Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s initial court date for his hit-and-run charge today was delayed till December 17 after his attorney Michael Kimerer asked for more time to prepare Horne’s defense. Horne has already pleaded not-guilty to the fender-bender, which took place in an apartment complex parking lot at the…

Joe Arpaio Still Won, Arizona Vote Count Over

Arizona’s vote count is over, and (news flash) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio still beat Democrat Paul Penzone by 6.02 points, or 80,639 votes. ARPAIO 679,967 50.7 PENZONE 599,328 44.68 STAUFFER 61,973 4.62 That’s Joe’s closest election in recent memory. The entire anti-Joe vote together equals 49.3 percent of those…

Univision “Bait Car” Gotchas Glendale Cop: PD Cries Foul

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Univision may have inadvertently stumbled upon the next great reality show, one that should be filmed and produced right here in the Valley of the Sun. They should call it, “Barrio Bait Car,” a reference to the TruTV reality show of a similar…

Joe Arpaio at 50.74 Percent; Maricopa County Has 34,450 Votes Left

Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell is reporting that, after today’s count of outstanding ballots, 34,450 remain, 34,000 of them provisionals, and 450 of them earlies. See also: -Arizona’s Vote Count vs. California’s, and Maricopa County Has 66,550 Ballots Left “We have completed the verification of all of the provisional ballots,”…

After Election Day, AZ’s Far Right Now Has a Fight on Its Hands

Congresswoman-elect Kyrsten Sinema’s slim victory over Teabagger Vernon Parker offers an apt analogy for the 2012 election cycle. Why? Because voters of the Ninth Congressional District narrowly elected an unapologetic bisexual liberal over a Tea Party Republican whose lips are permanently glued to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s fanny. This, after the…

Ken Bennett Says 277,011 Votes Left Statewide, 168,000 in Maricopa County

Maricopa County’s long march toward a final vote count slogs on, with county Recorder Helen Purcell announcing late Tuesday afternoon that 47,351 early ballots had been tabulated. Purcell’s statement noted that “approximately 46,000 early ballots still remain to be processed for tabulation.” The provisional vote count is still at 122,000…

Ken Bennett Says 342,936 Ballots Left, 215K from Maricopa County

Like the Beatles once crooned, “It’s getting better all the time….” Both Maricopa County and the Arizona Secretary of State’s Office updated their elections results this afternoon, and the number of remaining ballots is declining at a steady pace. SOS Ken Bennett reported that statewide 342,936 early and provisional ballots…

Arizona Secretary of State Reports 631,000 Ballots Uncounted (w/Updates)

The Arizona Secretary of State is reporting that “as of Thursday afternoon, there are an estimated 631,274 early and provisional ballots” yet to be processed statewide. Seems some counties, like Mohave and Yavapai, didn’t report their numbers yesterday. Adding to the confusion is the fact that the SOS’s totals do not include…