Just South of Heaven

Resolved for ’09: Don’t go bankrupt. Hug the kids more. Spend time outdoors in this little slice of nirvana we call home. Many of you will scoff at the notion of Phoenix as any sort of heaven, but schmoes in less-clement climes pay handsomely to bask in our rays. Our…

American Hot Wax

Encaustic (hot wax) art is messy, semi-dangerous, and difficult to work with. The only bonus, really, is the kinky stuff you can do with the leftovers. But when lifelong painter Susan Foley encountered the technique, it was love at first sight. “My work has always been about surface, and I…

“The Sunshine State”

Drawings, embroideries, and mixed-media pieces saluting Florida kitsch by Nick DeFord. Tuesdays-Saturdays. Starts: Dec. 19. Continues through Jan. 10, 2008…

The Not-So-Little Mermaid

People are into some weird shit these days. For example, mermaid porn, which some viewers may see in Jessica Dolence’s “Sequence” exhibit at eye lounge. In one of Dolence’s digital works, a mermaid coquettishly lifts her skirt, exposing turquoise pubic mounds that are known to grow on such nubile young…

We Heart Guns

Hit it, maestro: Guns guns/Guns guns/We heart guns/Guns guns/Guns guns/We heart guns . . . Wait, what? Yep, that’s right. Ever since that Obama character became president-elect, we’ve been stockpiling firearms like there’s no tomorrow. Because we know (and you know) that it’s just a matter of time before them…

Thin Line Between Love and Skate

If you were a child of the ’80s, did you have hot-or-not birthday parties? If your Lee Press On Nails-sporting mom invited five of your friends over to the house, served meatloaf, and fired up the VHS for The Land Before Time, then definitely not. On the other hand, if…

Riddim Method

At first listen, it’s easy to write off Pepper as just another poor man’s Sublime, but aging bodies in Volcom gear who sing about pot can be deceiving. Southern California’s catchy Hawaiian import has more than a decade of experience at making white kids feel like they know exactly what…

Oops, They Did it Again

The Bowl Championship Series is college football’s method of pairing the nation’s best teams. Yeah, sure. What the BCS has really turned into is a system that players hate, coaches curse, and politicians are thinking about enacting legislative action against. Basically, the BCS is that big, stinky piece of poo…

Floating on Air

We’ve always been keen on parades, choosing our streetside seats early and drinking coffee while the world falls into place around us. We like intricate floats, marching bands, horses, and sitting next to strangers with excited children. So count us when the Yavapai Nation presents the 38th annual Fort McDowell…

Fiesta Bowl National Band Championship Finals

The eight final marching bands from the preliminaries compete for the coveted Grand Master’s Trophy at this 31st annual pomp-and-pageantry blowout. Thu., Jan. 1, 6:30 p.m., 2009…

Fiesta Bowl National Band Championship Preliminaries

Marching bands from across the country compete for the coveted Grand Master’s Trophy at this 31st annual pomp-and-pageantry blowout. Arizona schools represented include Chandler High and Rincon/University High from Tucson. Thu., Jan. 1, 11 a.m., 2009…

No bling, just blues

There was a time when blues and R&B/black popular music were not so very far apart. Performers such as Etta James, Bobby “Blue” Bland, and Little Johnny Taylor merged the gritty, down-home aspects of the former with the polished, up-market style of the latter for a combination that could wow…

Skillz Test

If you can thump an opponent 75-23, as ASU Women’s Basketball did to UC Irvine back on December 6, you’ve got some skillz. But just how good are kickass senior guard Briann January and the Lady Devils as they head into Pac-10 play on Friday, January 2? Well, coach Charli…

Granger Danger

Note to Phoenix Suns head coach Terry Porter: Don’t look past the Indiana Pacers. Though they’ve been hauling the boat anchor in the Eastern Conference’s Central Division all year, the team has beaten both the Celtics and the Lakers, and the Pacers have a solid young core centered on small…

Phoenix Suns vs. L.A. Clippers

The Phoenix Suns take on their divisional nemesis in the Los Angeles Clippers. Fri., Jan. 2, 7 p.m.; Tue., Feb. 17, 7 p.m., 2009…

Dixie’s Tupperware Party

Dixie Longate stars in this touring spoof of housewives with too much time on their hands. Wed., Jan. 7, 7:30 p.m.; Thu., Jan. 8, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Jan. 9, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 10, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m.; Sun., Jan. 11, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m.; Wed., Jan. 14, 7:30 p.m.;…

Blood Work

When artists say they would bleed for their work, they don’t usually mean it literally (well, except for that crazy “period porn” lady who paints with, uh, Aunt Flo). But in searching for ways to visually illustrate the “One Drop Rule” of the early 20th century that labeled any person…

Disney’s The Lion King

If you’re one of those people who spontaneously bust into “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” in the shower, you’ll likely find this touring version of the Elton John/Tim Rice musical enchanting. If not, beware. It’s two hours and 45 minutes of pure costume-and-prop mayhem. Tuesdays-Sundays. Starts: Jan. 2. Continues…