The Super-Savvy Storekeeper

Corporate VP Rick Provenzano is the quintessential red-blooded American male. He loves sports, works in the family business, and lives in the ‘burbs with his wife and their 2.5 kids (the youngest is still a baby, so we’ll take the liberty). But there’s one part of his life that breaks…

The Wine-Slingin’ Risk Taker

Oscar Mastrantuono, owner of Bomberos in Sunnyslope, has an unshakable confidence that would make his hot-blooded South American ancestors proud. Though he was raised in New York, the Uruguayan-born entrepreneur carries himself with the same Latino swagger that helped his father immigrate to this country and then run a successful…

The Beautiful Brown Diva

Forget any notions you’ve ever had of a fat lady singing opera onstage. Mezzo-soprano Olga Perez looks more like she belongs in the cast of American Idol. But this fall, Arizona Opera’s newest diva-in-training will take on one of her first major roles, in the company’s season opener, Rigoletto (for…

The Hyperactive Human Spider

Travis Mesman engages in a nonstop battle with gravity. At 34, the dancer and movement artist wages his war against the invisible adversary during each of his performances, whether he’s propelling his lithe and muscular body through twisting acrobatic routines, or stilt-walking on a stage like a gigantic daddy longlegs,…

The Kitschy King of Camp

Paul Wilson’s had more than a few obsessions in his day. In fact, the über-eccentric artist’s spent a lifetime indulging his endless manias for the past (particularly 1953-1963) and all things kitschy or campy. Following his kooky muse since childhood, the 45-year-old Valley native has chronicled his ever-changing fixations through…

The High-Voltage Madman

Barry Schwartz is a wired guy. Jittery and manic, the overly hyper artist sounds as though he’s practically plugged into the wall as he explains the large-scale electrified installations he’s built around the world during the past 20 years. In lightning-quick fashion, Schwartz rattles off factoids about attenuators, ground leads,…

The God-Loving Glam Goofball

There’s a sly smile that highlights Paisley Yankolovich’s face. It’s the kind of bemused calm of knowing that the Christian performance artist’s journey with Jesus is less a sunset-showered walk on the beach than an adrenaline-pumping roller coaster that invites people to hop on and throw up their hands at…

The Soaring Soviet Sweetie

Oksana Kroshkina’s background is as intriguing as her alluring Russian accent. The 31-year-old Soviet-born beauty spent almost a decade traveling the world, masterfully engaging in thrilling and danger-filled exploits on behalf of her motherland. Was she some Communist femme fatale or secret agent? Goodness, no. Kroshkina starred as a high-flying…

The Maestro of the Magic World

Victor Gade’s charisma is no illusion. The affable Argentina-born magician, 59, has a constant twinkle in his eye and suave smile on his face, charming people wherever he goes. He’s also constantly in entertainer mode; cracking jokes or conjuring a simple magic trick from his pocket to amuse an impromptu…

The Messiah of Metal

Heavy metal singer Patrick Flannery has lived in the Valley since 1983, and he knows a thing or two about the mingling of faith and freakiness in Phoenix. As a teenager, the Catholic-raised Flannery sang in a choir that performed for Pope John Paul II at Ss. Simon and Jude’s…

The She-Jay of 1,000 Tracks

Andrea Silkey is obsessed with the quality of her music mixes. Every week, the 31-year-old DJ (who’s also know as Sonique des Fleurs) spends several hours in front of her computer hunting through digital music sites like beatport, djdownload, and trackitdown, sampling more than 500 MP3s of techno, house, and…

The Whiz Kids of Robotics

You might remember the story of four young Latino men from Carl Hayden High School who built an underwater robot named “Stinky” in 2004. They stunned the nation when Stinky kicked MIT’s lame robot’s ass in a college-level competition in California — not once, but twice. The foursome quickly became…

Cristiana Cole

Check out portraits, nudes, decorative abstracts, florals, mythological compositions, and more by the artist, who’s also the drummer/percussionist for the all-female Phoenix rock band W.O.M.B. Sat., Sept. 27, 4-7 & 8-11 p.m., 2008…

Sweet Dreams Gala feat. Arrested Development

The fundraiser on W’s slick WET deck features a concert by the Grammy-winning hip-hop group (pictured), food by Sushi Roku, and a silent auction. All proceeds benefit Suns Nite Hoops. Thu., Sept. 25, 7 p.m., 2008…

Good Degrief

You know those performances that you can’t get out of your head, even years later? For us, that’s the Taraf Degrief show from the summer of 2007. The group – composed of pianist Jacob Adler and unplugged vocalist DJ Richard – performed impassioned traditional Jewish songs written by Adler’s great-uncle…

The Bantam Menace

Who are we? Why are we here? Are we obsessive-personality quirks led by a voice in our head? Is it God? Or is it our dog? Yes, we think too much, but that’s why we blow off steam by throwing chairs at people and attacking bystanders with various scissor holds,…

Queer Notion

You heard that NYC’s infamous queer rapper Cazwell is coming to town, and not even a wholesome breakfast of fellatio from your No. 1 wife can keep you aligned. With his standout sound and carbonated persona, Cazwell tends to skew perceptions, especially when he performs his raunch-o-rama single “All Over…

Garden Party

Generally, if there’s a grow house nearby, The Man wants it shut down. But gRow House, a brand-new gallery and community garden on Roosevelt Row, is strictly legal, if still somewhat trippy. On First Fridays, visual arts, music, and scenesters overtake the House right behind Conspire and other Fifth Street…

Nerdstock

Hardcore World of Warcraft players creep us out. Most resemble Harry Knowles (of Ain’t It Cool News fame) and spend every waking moment immersed in the massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Personally, we prefer Kingdom of Loathing geeks. For the uninitiated, KoL is a lo-fi MMORPG utilizing stick figures and…

Power Cords

For Bill Campana, being at a loss for words is rare. When he first set foot on a Valley slam-poetry stage, Campana’s goal was to “blow the place apart,” and the wordsmith’s booming voice has left audiences and venues reeling for the past 11 years. His vocal cords rival the…

Wild, Wild West Side

It’s Friday night. Gentlemen are pressing their newest shiny button-down shirts and tweezing those rouge nipple hairs. Ladies are lathering with bronzer and reaching for padded bras. After a few million minutes in front of the mirror, it’s finally time to party. But this time, the debauchery is not in…