This is Not Spinal Tap

It’s highly likely that Rob Reiner used the theatrical-metal band Iron Maiden as a working template for This Is Spinal Tap. But as cartoonish as these volume-to-11 Brits can be, the Maiden’s also been known to break the mold it helped create with stray shrapnel like 1984’s “Rime of the…

The Biggest Loser

Sixty-four to 35. 84 to 59. 63 to 28. These are all losing tallies that the Arena Football League’s Grand Rapids Rampage has suffered so far this season (some Arena teams rack up 28 points in one quarter). If these scores still don’t mean anything to you, let’s put it…

Killin’ Us Haughtily

To hear them tell it, photogenic Kills principals Alison Mosshart and Jamie Hince were lost before they found each other — ambitious outsiders trapped in standard-issue punk bands. Drawn together like bullied drama-club kids, Mosshart (a Floridian femme fatale) and Hince (a British Lou Reed) met in 2000 and have…

Camera Obscura

A single, quick glance at Billie #14 is all it takes to burn the name Lyle Ashton Harris into one’s brain forever. Ashton’s transfer print from an old Polaroid is so evocative of a long-gone glamour era, so transformative of Billie Holiday’s unmistakable visage, that no one who sees this…

Massive Attack

Besides skin-searing temperatures and sky-high electric bills, here’s another sign we’re hip-deep into summertime: the annual assault of big-name package concert tours. Between now and Labor Day, the PHX will be invaded by the Vans Warped Tour, Projekt Revolution, the Rockstar Mayhem Festival, Crüe Fest, and the Metal Masters Tour,…

The Secret Gardener

Phoenix artist Mayme Kratz once told New Times that she spent her childhood “burying things and digging them back up and dissecting them.” Kratz’s predilection has paid off as an adult with scores of shows and representation by Scottsdale’s Lisa Sette Gallery. As the current artist-in-residence at Desert Botanical Garden,…

Hail Marry

The Spanish version opened in Madrid last October. The Swedish take opened in Karlstad shortly afterward. The Japanese production opened recently in Tokyo, and other foreign-language adaptations are scheduled to première soon in Finland, Germany, and South Korea. But Phoenicians will have to settle for the original English production of…

Opera Without the Opera

We’ve heard the “opera with a twist” and “rock opera” distinctions before from various classical-music organizations. However, each time we’ve checked out these so-called hip concerts, the music’s turned out to be too, well, operatic for our tastes. In the case of the Phoenix Symphony-presented Ainadamar: Fountain of Tears, the…

éS Game of Skate

Valley ‘boarders battle for an all-expenses-paid trip to the OC and a spot in the éS Game of Skate Amateur World Championships at this tricky-tricky flatground single-elim tourney modeled after the hoops game H-O-R-S-E. Sat., May 24, 3 p.m., 2008…

Director Nicholas Holthaus on his new documentary Mill Ave. Inc.

By Jonathan McNamara It’s five minutes into the six-minute trailer for Mill Ave. Inc., a new documentary about the gentrification of Mill Avenue, and nothing but musicians, citizens and club owners talking about “corporate takeover” and prizing (the old) Mill Avenue as “the jewel” of Tempe have been seen. Finally,…

Last Minute Tuesday: The Wedding Singer

By Jonathan McNamara Adam Sandler did not appear in the original 2006 musical version of The Wedding Singer. Stephen Lynch did. What better replacement? The producers swapped one comedic song-writing star for another. Neither Lynch nor Sandler will be appearing in tonight’s opening show for The Wedding Singer at Gammage…

Over the Weekend: Graffiti, Wiener Dogs and “Scottsdale Bars”

By Jonathan McNamara This weekend got underway with a gift for us all from 103.9 The Edge’s Craven Moorehead. The Skapunk show host parodied “Handlebars” by The Flobots brining us “Scottsdale Bars” by the Blobots. The song which is currently in rotation on 103.9 The Edge crams an unprecedented amount…

Pushing Paint Around SMoCA’s Summer Reception

By Joseph Golfen The Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art opened its slick glass doors to the public for a special engagement on Friday, May 16. SMoCA’s Summer Reception introduced two of the museum’s upcoming summer shows while displaying pieces from the permanent collection. “This is sort of our offerings for…

Narnia sequel ups the action and loses some magic

“Things never happen the same way twice.” Thus boometh Aslan the lion (Liam Neeson), alias the Son of God, popping his computer-generated shaggy head briefly into The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian to pep-talk a bunch of discouraged Brits into fighting the good fight again. As in life, so in…

Grand Theft Auto IV does not deserve a perfect score

If you read reviews the way I do, you’ve already started by checking out the score, and now you’re back here to see what the hell my problem is. Peace, brother. Grand Theft Auto IV is a fine game, with tons of content and all the great moments you’ve come…

…And Harps For All

Unlike corn or that long-overdue Scott Baio retrospective on The Biography Channel, the world is not running low on Metallica cover bands. After performing a quick Internet search, we found some with predictable names (Holland-based The Unforgiven, the online-only Sad But True), other generic outfits (The Greedy Bastards are German,…

The Joy of Six

Your sixth birthday fiesta might have been the shiznit way back in the day – especially with pony rides, clowns, and a moon jump – but we guaran-damn-tee it absolutely pales in comparison to the fly festivities being planned for the Blunt Club’s Six-Year Anniversary Party on Thursday, May 15…

Mill Street Blues

While there’s been much talk about the changing Phoenix area, Tempe is the part of town perhaps the most under siege. Long-timers remember the days when Mill Avenue was a cool place to be – when mom-and-pop businesses and live-music venues lined the street. Now . . . not so…