Girl Uninterrupted

Arizona foodie Robin Miller is a chatty Kathy. It’s irksome. The cutie-pie host of the Food Network’s Quick Fix Meals With Robin Miller can talk your friggin’ ear off, though – granted — it is hard to imagine a cooking show hosted by a sullen chef with a speaking disorder…

Out With the Old New

Shemer Art Center and Museum, the art oasis located smack-dab in the middle of lovely Arcadia, opened in 1984, back when “new media” referred to anything not made exclusively with traditional art-making materials. Computers were the hot new things, and as the decade progressed, digital media rendered even formerly cutting-edge…

Marching On…

Three years after dissolving Rocket from the Crypt and Hot Snakes nearly simultaneously, John “Speedo” Reis is back in the fold with a formidable new San Diego-based quartet called The Night Marchers. On the band’s debut CD, See You in Magic (released this week on Vagrant Records), Reis — collaborating…

Summoning Shannon Hoon

On a recent evening, as the clock approached midnight, I created a makeshift altar with a photo of late Blind Melon singer Shannon Hoon, then lit a mixture of wormwood, patchouli, vervain, and Mrs. Dash, then chanted over and over, “I summon you from the other side; come to me…

Fair Weather Fools

Last year, the Arizona Diamondbacks surprised most baseball minds when they locked up the NL West and fell a smidge short of a second World Series appearance. Because of that triumphant 2007, the current squad is shocking no one with its early success in ’08. However, when it comes to…

Bobble Heads

If you’ve guaranteed your season-ticketholders a playoff appearance or a complete refund, you’d better be protectin’ the ball. The Arizona Rattlers have not, and our Arena League footballers have subsequently been grinding their gears at a .500 pace. The Rattlers try, try again against the Georgia Force. Sat., April 26,…

Labor Pains

During the early part of this decade, capturing the impoverished of the Far East was all the rage. U.S. photojournalists snapped heartbreaking images of Chinese slave laborers while Naomi Klein’s written manifestos, No Logo and the subsequent Fences and Windows, detailed corporate globalization with a focus on Asia. Basically, it…

An Evening with the Huber Marionettes

By Joseph Golfen It’s not often that you see something truly unique. Most things in life feel familiar, more of a variation on a theme then an actual new experience. But the night Philip Huber and his marionette show performed at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater was like nothing I’d…

Current art shows, exhibitions and installations

“Chado Ralph Rucci” at Phoenix Art Museum’s Kelly Ellman Fashion Design Gallery: If you just splurged on a ridiculously expensive piece of clothing — whatever you do — don’t wear it when you see this show. Why? By comparison, the garments on display will make you feel like a bum…

Jason Segel keeps Forgetting Sarah Marshall from being forgettable

Jason Segel is responsible for two of the most cringe-inducing, hands-in-front-of-your-face moments in the recent history of television, both of which occurred during the sole season of NBC’s Freaks and Geeks, on which Segel played bright-eyed burnout Nick Andopolis. On the episode “I’m With the Band,” Nick imagined himself an…

Poor Al: Pacino plays another caricature of himself in 88 Minutes

Jon Avnet’s cheesy new thriller, 88 Minutes, is 105 minutes long. Going in, I feared that 100 of them would be eaten up by Al Pacino chewing the furniture. Alas, it’s worse than that. Pacino plays a Seattle forensic psychiatrist in symbiotic thrall to the serial killer he helped put…

Hepcat Heaven

Once again, the hippest place to be this weekend is gonna be the Theonix Arts Showcase on Friday, April 18, at Hollywood Alley in Mesa. For its third edition, the monthly music and artistic showcase features performances by the she-punks of The Green Lady Killers, and the rockers of Brewed…

Dashaun “Jiwe” Morris

The former member of the Bloods gang signs and discusses his violent, searing memoir, War of the Bloods in My Veins: A Street Soldier’s March Toward Redemption. The reformed banger now heads the To Overcome Discrimination Against Youth (TODAY) organization and represents the Stay Strong Foundation. Thu., April 17, 7…

Michio Kaku

Kaku’s not your grandpa’s egghead, that’s for sure. In addition to co-founding string field theory — kinda egghead, right? — the hip dude writes for Wired, makes regular appearances on CNN and the Discovery Channel, and pens best-selling books like the groovy Hyperspace that are accessible even to folks who…

Noir Lord

Heard of the drug Lingo? Oh, boy, are you missing out. It’ll get you higher than Amy Winehouse while simultaneously ramping up your verbal IQ. As with any designer drug, there are a few problems. There’s the homicidal-rage side effect, plus you may need to deal with a female police…

Dope Springs Eternal

March showcases the get-shitfaced Irish festival. In May, we have the white-boy/dude/bro-friendly Drinko de Mayo. So what so-called holiday can we waste our pathetic lives celebrating in April? Hmm? Oh, yeah. Duh. The international holiday of cannabis appreciation, otherwise known as 4:20. (We promise we’re not stoned. Well, at least…

Modern Love

You could, we suppose, wander around some of the Valley’s more upscale neighborhoods looking for contemporary homes and hoping to bump into the folks who designed and live in them. But why not, instead, head to the Phoenix Contemporary Design Fair, where people who love things stylish and modern go…