Cruise at the Drive-Inn

The Wolf and his compadres at AzRockabilly host this kickin’ car/bike show, set to a backdrop of classic flicks (American Graffiti, La Bamba) and hot licks by DJ Nicky Flores and the band 13 to the Gallows. Sat., Feb. 23, 4 p.m., 2008…

For the Love of Satan

Think what you may, but at the very least, you can always count on black metal for its directness. You can also count on it to be exactly what it is and nothing more or less. With album titles like Bondage Goat Zombie and Goatreich-Fleshcult, the Satan worshippers of Austrian…

It’s Still Life at The Firehouse

If you’re ever walked into the studio of Suzanne Falk, one mesmerizing thing is her vintage toy collection. During the It’s Still Life life drawing class, participants can interpret some of her funky items in a setting that promises to transform “a simple still-life drawing session into a decadent and…

Here’s a Grapefruit in Your Eye

The honchos of Florida’s Grapefruit League used to lord it over Arizona’s Cactus League offshoot, but the fruit-eaters aren’t laughing so hard now. That’s ’cause the AZCL has taken some major bites out of the FGL’s key-lime pie in the last two decades, wooing a number of teams from the…

Son of a Beach

The honchos of Florida’s Grapefruit League used to lord it over Arizona’s Cactus League offshoot, but the fruit-eaters aren’t laughing so hard now. That’s ’cause the AZCL has taken some major bites out of the FGL’s key-lime pie in the last two decades, wooing a number of teams from the…

Man or Astro-Man?

The murderous brute raises his blade. The victim moans softly. The blade comes down, then stops mid-slash. Not tonight, fiend! Your stars are not aligned! Aries is in the ascendant! You got your Sagittarius in my Scorpio! Forensic astrologer Dave Campbell can see fiends and brutes coming a mile away…

The Ultimate Snowbird

It must be springtime, because Sun Ra Arkestra’s Juini Booth is back in town performing gigs. The all-star bassist, who escapes the crappy East Coast winters by crashing with his sister in Mesa for a few months, is still performing regularly on the jazz circuit in NYC and Europe (for…

WWE Will Rock You

When WWE wrasslin’ returns to Pho-town with WWE Presents Monday Night RAW, it brings along the sturdiest metal chairs and hardest head-splitting turnbuckles. Some of the sweat-glistened superstars scheduled to appear include Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, and women’s top belt holder Beth Phoenix. Mon., Feb. 25, 6 p.m.,…

Motor Skills

The biggest surprise about the Valley Metro Bus and Maintenance Roadeo? It’s not that there’s an actual freaking competition for paratransit mechanics, but that the public event has been going on for 25 freaking years. Sun., Feb. 24, 8 a.m.-1 p.m., 2008…

Brilliant and Brillianter

The words “Jim Carrey” and “masterpiece” seem oxymoronic, but the Pet Detective’s made two for the ages: The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Both films were born from marvelous conceptual leaps, then fleshed out by screenwriters Andrew Niccol and Charlie Kaufman, respectively. Still, each soared because…

Good Night, and Good Riddance

Thank the good Lord. The great-unwashed masses have left the Valley, en masse, to return whence they came. Now we can get back some après Super Bowl normalcy. Really, now. Does anyone head to Scottsdale to see people wearing the same oversize athletic jerseys at a street party? We didn’t…

Whistling Past the Graveyard

We loved Donnie Brasco and GoodFellas, and after leaving the theater, we’d purse our lips like made men. So when the organized-crime book Covert: My Years Infiltrating the Mob surfaced, we were hooked like fishes that sleep well at night. The author, Bob Delaney, was a fresh-faced state trooper in…

Give Peaceful a Chance

We have one heckuva sports hangover. If the college bowl season was akin to draining cocktails at happy hour, and the golf tournament was killing a bottle of wine at dinner, then Super Bowl week was like closing down the bar with a gratuitous round of shots. After a two-month…

Johanna Carlisle

She may be playing the monster mom in Stray Cat’s Kate Crackernuts, but her friends and fans know that Johanna Carlisle is a real beauty — even when she’s barfing in the alley behind a convenience market. I knew I wanted to be in show business when I memorized the…

Chafing dishes

No Reservations (Warner Bros.) From its cheap, mid-’90s-looking package to its woefully scant extras (one pre-chewed Food Network behind-the-scenes, blech) to its wide-screen/full-screen option, this feels like something dropped right into the discount bins; it probably debuts at half off this week. And this soufflé of a romantic comedy deserves…

Reviews and previews of what’s on Valley stages now

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Arizona Theatre Company’s favorite playwright, Jeffrey Hatcher (Turn of the Screw, Tuesdays With Morrie, Ella), has adapted Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic story of evil, dual personalities, and grisly murder for another ATC world première. Not to be confused with the wildly…

New Times‘ top DVD picks scheduled for release this week

The Amateurs (First Look) The Beatrix Potter Collection (BBC Warner) Becoming Jane (Miramax) Blade: The Series — The Complete Series (New Line) Blue State (MGM) Charlie Chan: Volume 4 (Fox) Dallas: The Complete Eighth Season (Warner Bros.)Dedication (Weinstein) The Equalizer: Season One (Universal) Family Ties: The Third Season (Paramount) General…

Colin Farrell is a sightseeing hit man hiding out In Bruges

No celebrity hairdresser should ever be allowed near Colin Farrell’s eyebrows with a tweezer. Black, fluffy, and gloriously uni, they still aren’t the prettiest things about In Bruges. That honor falls to the Belgian city itself, known for its scenic medieval turrets, bourgeois tedium, and unfavorable comparisons with Amsterdam. Bruges…

Absolutely, Positively

Can’t get enough of Bill Clinton? Have we got a movie for you. Sandwiched somewhere between the American Spirit commercials and the Clinton campaigning that make up Definitely, Maybe is a surprisingly rewarding romantic comedy — one worth the effort, because some effort’s actually been put into it. Imagine, really,…