Your Valley guide to Cinco de Mayo

Bar owners have been busy lately ordering plenty of cerveza, testing out their blenders, and adorning the walls of their joints with colorful decorations. Such preparations are necessary, considering that Cinco de Mayo (a.k.a. one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year) is just around the corner. Countless fiestas…

Majestic Ruins: Phoenix’s First Baptist Church and More

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Kiki Smith’s Photography Engages With the World at SMOCA

“I wish Kiki Smith had been my biology teacher.” That’s what I can’t help thinking as I take my first enthusiastic looks around “I Myself Have Seen It: Photography and Kiki Smith” at the Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art. The experience of entering the first of three rooms (and the…

Hot Pants

What to wear during Arizona’s torturous summers always proves difficult. It’s safe to rule out Uggs in any form (unless you’re actually on an Australian beach), especially when paired with Soffe shorts and a tank top that came courtesy of pledge week. Like, gag us. Obviously that leaves racks upon…

Space Case

Growing up in England, ASU assistant professor and architect Jason Griffiths was infatuated with all things American; from shiny Cadillacs to the massive Victorian home of Mork & Mindy. Decades later he took a 20,000 mile trek through our suburban wilderness and discovered that the Brady Bunch image was bogus…

Ask No Questions

At this point in comedian turned podcaster Marc Maron’s career it’s more than plausible that the general public is more familiar with his twice-weekly interview program, WTF with Marc Maron, than his stand-up act. And with comedy podcasts on an ever-mounting rise, some fear that the free fun won’t benefit…

Wonder Women

Traditional social constructs would lead you to believe that if a piece of art is any good, then a man probably made it. That is, unless the portrait depicts a whimsical pair of high heels to be sold at TJ Maxx. If it’s thoughtful and poignant, the default gender responsible…

Mega-Watson

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Volley-Hall

When Denver-based rockers Tennis serve up their breezy brand of pop at Crescent Ballroom, 308 North Second Avenue, their rackets ought to be perfectly strung to serve a serene brand of whoosh that’s all their own. The husband-wife duo consisting of Alaina Moore and Patrick Riley released their first full…

Rock the Block

Craftsman Court will be crowded with revelers when the folks from Dos Gringos take over the Scottsdale street for their Cinco-themed block party. Tacos will be served for $3-$5 each, signature Dos margaritas will run you $4.50. A half-dozen bands will perform (including Tomorrow’s Bad Seeds) and KUKQ will giveaway…

Tub Thumping

A large hot tub will be setup on the patio during the Dollhouse’s Cinco de Drinko soiree on Saturday, which will also feature $3 Mind Erasers, $4 margaritas, and $5 shots of Patron, plenty of party favors, and complimentary Mexican-style barbecue. Sat., May 5, 2 p.m., 2012…

Jackass The Party

Although most Cinco de Mayo parties across the Valley will afford patrons the opportunity to act like fools (probably after one too many Coronas or shots of Patron), a few will actually offer them a chance to get a photos with an actual ass while looking a jackass. Such will…

Sandy Point

There will be plenty to see and do during the annual Cinco de Sandbar party at the Peoria location of the Mexican beach bar chair, especially on Saturday evening. Lime-bobbing and jalapeño-eating competitions will take place, local bands like Black Bottom Lighters will perform, and a bikini contest offering $1,000…

Party of Five

This tacos ‘n’ tequila joint teams up with next-door neighbor Fat Tuesday for the El Mexcellente! Cinco de Mayo Block Party, which will encompass both properties. A slew of DJs (including Aaron Taylor of KISS FM) will dance hits all day, drink specials like $2 Coronas and $4 Margaritas will…

The Dogs of War

Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico’s Independence Day. Instead it commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over the occupying French. In America, however, we use it as a celebration of Mexican culture. By that, we mean we hold Chihuahua races. The City of Chandler’s annual Cinco…

Horse Power

It’s safe to say that most people rarely think about horse racing, until the Kentucky Derby rolls around. Just like St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo, the Derby is more about what you wear and what you drink than what you’re celebrating. Old Town Whiskey embraces that fact. And,…

Can I Kick It?

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Drawn Together

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Vocal Points

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In The Navy

Frank Sinatra was many things: serial husband, blue-eyed crooner, alleged mafia participant, and Oscar winner. But a fashion plate? That typically doesn’t make the list of his defining characteristics. But Phoenix Art Museum’s ongoing nautical fashion film series includes Anchors Aweigh, the Sinatra-starring musical in which he wears sailor outfits…

Home Turf Improvement

So far, this year’s version of the Arizona Diamondbacks has been as scattered as Joaquin Phoenix on a promotional tour. The team started their first week hot by sweeping their division rival San Francisco Giants and stealing two of three from the Padres in San Diego. Unfortunately, the D-Backs followed…

Film Industry

Nowadays everyone is a photographer. Cell phone cameras have flooded our Facebook feeds with countless pointless images of our friends trying on outfits and snapshots of unimpressive homemade food (thanks so much, Instagram). That’s why when someone deems himself a photographer our default response is an eye roll. But the…