March in April

If you’ve ever had a premonition that the band geek you made fun of in high school would somehow end up cooler than you, rest easy, because it probably didn’t pan out that way. That is, unless you went to school with eventual members of MarchFourth Marching Band. While you…

Caped Crusaders

Turning an errant beach towel into a cape is awesome, right? Why is it such a big deal if you decide to wear one (clothespins and all) around the office? We can think of few things that would better boost morale. Although it won’t take place inside cubicles, the KA-POW…

Double Trouble

There’s nothing wrong with knocking a few back on what’s become a beloved drinking holiday, but there are plenty of other ways to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. For instance, you might try checking out the work of noted Mexican playwright Emilio Carballido in the Foundation fo Latin-American Arts’ production of…

Tour de Farce

What’s worse than shoving your hand up a puppet’s ass on national TV? Looking like a complete ditz as you struggle to improvise dialogue to distract from your humiliation. But don’t let Real Housewife Teresa Giudice’s epic fail on Celebrity Apprentice put you off seeing, or trying, real improv. The…

Talk the Talk

There’s no quicker way to have your grandmother fear for your eternal soul than to tell her you’ve rejected her religion. Let alone that you support gay marriage. Alternately, there’s no easier way to win friends than to agree with them. Humans are irrational, and we assume that just because…

Lucinda Williams

There was a time when Lucinda Williams wasn’t a famous country rock star. True. Back in 1998, just a few weeks before her Grammy-winning Car Wheels on a Gravel Road was released, I found Williams sitting alone in a Boulder, Colorado, bar next door to the venue where she had…

One Wheel Up

The world record for the longest continuous wheelie (riding on one wheel of a bicycle) is slightly more than eight miles, and held by a South Yorkshire, England, youth. While there is no documented Arizona wheelie record, maybe one will be recorded at the second annual SanTan Wheelie Jam Super…

Altered States

Not to rag on the hard-working educators who shaped our young, impressionable minds, but if they’d illuminated U.S. History half as amusingly as author Sarah Vowell does, then maybe we wouldn’t have texted through fourth period. You can bet that we wouldn’t have felt the slightest tinge of excitement had…

Borderland Beatdown

Hispanics everywhere hate RJ Brewer. And he loves every minute of it. As one of the biggest villains on MTV2’s Mexican-style wrestling show Lucha Libre USA: Masked Warriors, the 32-year-old grappler has been showered with trash, boos, and practically every single Spanish vulgarity imaginable. It ain’t surprising, considering the 6-foot,…

Eataly

Like any celebrity, Food Network chef Giada De Laurentiis gets grief for being who she is: the granddaughter of a legendary film director (not her fault — she has a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and doesn’t even like being in front of a camera) and a genuine Italian person (which…

Handy Dandy

When the local chapter of design organization AIGA teamed up with the movie junkies at FilmBar for a monthly series, we knew we were in for a treat. On the last Monday of every month, the twosome have featured films about typography, industrial design, architecture, fine art, and graphic design…

Rosie Thomas

Pin a label on Rosie Thomas at your peril. Her pop-laced folk albums were breathy outliers on Sub Pop’s roster during the mid-’00s, both timeless and charmingly out of step with current trends. Friendships with Sufjan Stevens, Damien Jurado and Denison Witmer offered Thomas the opportunity to prove herself as…

Gangster Rep

Being that Phoenix natives are as elusive as the Sasquatch (or millionaires who pay adequate taxes), many Valley residents have never even heard the name Jack Durant. But one moniker even the greenest transplant will recognize is that of Bugsy Siegel, the notorious mobster who was one of Durant’s best…

The Deep Blue Sea: Lovers Try to Stay Above Water

The Deep Blue Sea, the first fiction feature in a dozen years from visionary British director Terence Davies, is a film about love that in no way reassures that love conquers all. Plumbing disquieting depth, Deep Blue Sea investigates the insoluble dilemma of romantic love: the expectation, contrary to experience,…

Feat of Clay

Sad face! We missed ASU’s biannual Ceram-A-Rama in January, a four-day progressive gala and fundraiser that, for aficionados of 20th-century and contemporary ceramic art, is the equivalent of a party bus to Burning Man, Model U.N., Storage Wars, and a Vegas buffet. But we’ll be consoled by the Ceramics Research…

Brass Monkey at The Parlor

Since there’s really no better accessory than a cocktail in your hand, each week Jackalope Ranch brings you a tasty adult beverage from one of our favorite drinking establishments, complete with recipe. This week: Brass Monkey at The Parlor Aptly named, The Parlor is the perfect spot to enjoy quality…

Orla Kiely Willow Tote at Frances

Every Wednesday Gem features one standout piece from a local shop. Whether it’s a jacket, necklace, or handbag, it’s on our have-to-have list. What: There’s no beating around the gorgeously manicured bush, we are Orla Kiely fangirls. The Irish designer’s bedding will be available stateside at Bed, Bath & Beyond…