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It’s no surprise that religious people live longer — not when Christians get to share communal traditions by candlelight and whack the stuffing out of piñatas to celebrate the birth of Christ. This Thursday, December 11, you can observe such traditional Mexican Las Posadas festivities at Phoenix College. Dr. Trino…

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Thursday, December 11 Every year as Christmas approaches, the story of the birth of Jesus is shared in countless ways. But rarely is it presented as vividly as in “Walk Through Bethlehem,” where more than 350 members of the CrossRoads Nazarene Church show, rather than tell, the biblical tale. Created…

Grape Expectations

All it takes is one bad run-in with snobbery for a person to get the wrong impression about wine — as if drinking mankind’s oldest beverage is somehow a solemn, elitist experience. Well, in some circles, it certainly is. But before you trade in your corkscrew for the familiar comfort…

In the Market

12/13-12/14 In 1978, Arizona Governor Bruce Babbitt formally established an event that had already gained a foothold in the Phoenix area: the Annual Hohokam Commemoration and Indian Market Days Celebration. That year’s event drew more than 3,000 people, establishing itself as one of the best markets in the nation. Now…

Hoof Positive

Sun 12/14 Seems not all the polo in Scottsdale comes courtesy of Ralph Lauren. This Sunday, December 14, the North Scottsdale Polo Club saddles up for the Polo Benefit for Homeless Horses. The Club, which has been playing the old “hockey on horseback” for 20-some years, has teamed up with…

White Matter

Sat 12/13 Five inches of snow piled up in the mid-Atlantic last week, treating residents to winter’s requisite charms: sleet, freezing rain, perilous roadways and frumpy overclothes. Why should they have all the fun? Desert dwellers have suffered sunny skies long enough. The snow-deprived can catch a drift this Saturday,…

Meet My Shorts

Sat 12/13 Short attention span? Meet your match this Saturday, December 13, when the Phoenix Indieclub rolls its first short film festival. The local branch of the international independent filmmakers club is set to screen selections from seven Arizona filmmakers; fare ranges from war drama to documentary to claymation. Hatched…

C Worthy

Sat 12/13 Contemporary dance is taking an abstract leap forward in Phoenix, with the presentation of Dancing in C by Crossing 32nd Street, the musical ensemble-in-residence at Paradise Valley Community College and Scorpius Dance Theatre, a contemporary dance company. The collection of pieces combines ethnic and improvised music with choreographed…

Gay Old Time

Old and gay with nowhere to go? Fear not — there’s a place for you, thanks to Vern Johnson, a former health-care worker who’s just launched Calamus Communities, Phoenix’s first gay retirement home. Johnson and a business partner have fitted out the former Les Jardins Hotel with posh accommodations for…

Comics From the Front

Maybe you know the feeling. Maybe it struck you one morning as you stared in the mirror before trundling off to the job you hate, or maybe it hit you so hard one night it woke you from your sleep like a prowler in the bedroom. It’s that feeling of:…

Day of the Dreads

Though white-bread Scottsdale may seem like an improbable venue for an exhibition about African-American hair and its vast implications, it’s actually the perfect place for “HairStories,” one of the current offerings at the Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art. This hit me as I was following several SMoCA docents who were…

Sweet Success

Normally I cower under furniture when a Neil Simon play takes any local stage, but I’d heard that Shawna Quain was doing a bang-up job in the title role of Theater Works’ Sweet Charity, so I tucked away my fear of Simon and headed to Sun City. My source was…

White Dork Down

In his career as a Hollywood action figure, Tom Cruise has been dressed in some pretty hip outfits — a macho fighter pilot’s sleek leather jacket, a NASCAR driver’s logo-speckled fire suit, assorted silken Armani sports jackets, even black cape and fangs. So it’s a bit unsettling to see the…

Dance This Mess Around

Honey is one of those movies you will see (or not, whatever), swear you’ve seen before in several other guises and incarnations, then immediately forget you ever saw to begin with. Its story, about a would-be dancer trying to plot her escape from mean streets (or mean movie sets and…

Event Full

Well into the third decade of the AIDS epidemic, films like Longtime Companion, An Early Frost and Philadelphia, as strange as it may be to imagine, have become period pieces. People aren’t expiring quite so quickly anymore, thanks to new anti-viral drug “cocktails.” Lives that in years past would have…

New Kid on the Blocks

He’s got LEGOs, and he knows how to use them. A LEGO Master Model Builder and head of LEGOLAND California’s building team, Patrick DeMaria makes his living laying LEGOs. He oversees the Carlsbad theme park’s 5,000 models — where more than 30 million LEGOs replicate national treasures, from the Capitol…

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Thursday, December 4 It’s been 15 years since Robert Fulghum first wrote about the wisdom revealed in life’s simplest details in his book All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Now, with 25 new essays, the author’s “Reconsidered, Revised and Expanded” edition hits the bookstores just in…

Damage Control

“All of my work has always been about the duplicitous nature of emotion,” says prolific provocateur Lydia Lunch. “You hate it but you love it. You shouldn’t do it, but you can’t stop yourself.” That’s the secret behind the seduction of Lunch’s starkly honest statements about sex, power, beauty and…

And the Band Plays On

Fri 12/5 “I’m sure a lot of people used to fantasize about Cris [Kirkwood] or [Derrick] Bostrom as a woman, so no, I don’t think it’ll be a stark departure,” Curt Kirkwood says of his former Meat Puppets bandmates, comparing his new project with singer/guitarist Lisa Newmyer to the local…

Snow Ride

12/5-12/6 No matter what the weather report says, skiers the world over know that ski season truly starts when the latest Warren Miller film comes out. For more than 50 years, Warren Miller Entertainment has crisscrossed the globe to catch the sport’s finest practitioners in action, using stunning cinematography to…

For Love of Bunny

12/6-12/20 It’s a hare-raising adventure: Love brings a stuffed bunny to life in The Velveteen Rabbit — and kids have been all ears since Margery Williams’ book was first published in 1922. Childsplay’s stage adaptation — opening this weekend at the Scottsdale Center for the Arts — finds the title…

Jingle Bell Schlock

As another holiday season approaches, all is merry and trite — and a cranky crew of local performers has had its fill of the fa la la la blah. Suffer the winter of their discontent this Saturday, December 6, at the 18th annual Bad X-Mas Pageant. The yearly “trashing and…