The Genius of Idiocracy Is That It Makes You Dumber, Too

Mike Judge’s Idiocracy might technically be coming back to theaters for one night only, but for many of us, it’s been running on an endless loop for years. In a world where Donald Trump is a presidential candidate and some cafes are now offering blowjobs with your morning coffee, it’s…

Say Goodbye to Those Giant Planters on Roosevelt Row in Downtown Phoenix

The City of Phoenix has announced plans to remove 15 5-foot-tall planters that were installed on Roosevelt Street last summer. Part of a street improvement plan for the Roosevelt Row arts district in downtown Phoenix, the terracotta-colored planters hold trees intended to give shade. But the community wasn’t impressed. Leaders for…

7 Ways the Arizona Cardinals Can Improve Right Now

Oh boy, the Cardinals. The Cardinals. Why do Arizona sports teams have to be so uniquely disappointing? The team has already lost two games at the University of Phoenix Stadium, and so far they’ve dropped games to the Boston Belichicks, Shady McCoy’s Traveling Orgy, and Jeff Fisher’s Mustache.  Things aren’t looking…

How Being Mistaken for Mexican Exposed My White Privilege

Robrt Pela recently wrote about why Phoenix feels so white, despite its racial diversity. Here, he reflects on his experiences with whiteness, brownness, and what they mean in a place bordering Mexico. It’s August 28, 1976, my first day of high school. Mrs. Travis, our over-effusive third-period algebra instructor, has…

7 Best Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Week

New Times picks the best things to do in metro Phoenix from Monday, October 3, through Thursday, October 6. For more options, see our curated calendar of events.  “Concept to Completion” Most people settle for cooking in cast-iron skillets. But some artists actually use cast iron to create sculptures, which easily…

Gilmore Girls: Here’s Every Citizen of Stars Hollow, Ranked

With Gilmore Girls returning to Netflix this November, we figured it was time to take a closer look at the fictional town of Stars Hollow and the many citizens who live there. While the show itself has always focused on Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, the titular girls, the sleepy Connecticut…

Degrassi: Next Class Season Two Finale: Oh, It Goes There

Every week, we’re recapping season two of Degrassi: Next Class. Grab a hold for a doozy of a cliffhanger, y’all! As we’ve made abundantly clear in almost all of our recaps, the Degrassi empire wasn’t built on pleasantries and playing it safe. Many of the show’s biggest moments came as…

Get an Inside Look at CO+HOOTS Midtown Phoenix Tonight

Casual Friday doesn’t exist at CO+HOOTS — at least not the way it does in the traditional business world. There are no cubicles, and every wall is a window. There are standing desks, treadmill desks, and an open-office floor plan, busied with people wearing jeans. Odeen Domingo, co-owner of the co-working space,…

5 Things to Do Outside This October in Metro Phoenix

With the first days of fall just behind us, October brings with it breezes, changing foliage, and a great reason to go outside. Grab your shoes, because we’re going outside on purpose. To get you started, we’ve compiled a list of five great outdoor events going on this October. Tour…

Confessions of a Failed Jeopardy! Contestant

Recently, I received an e-mail from Jeopardy! telling me that there’s still time to register for the show’s online test, which runs from October 4 through 6 (for details go to jeopardy.com). I get e-mails from the show every now and then, and they always bring up some stinging memories…

Welcome to Best of Phoenix 2016: Bordertown

Phoenix, it’s time to celebrate. Best of Phoenix has arrived, and this year, New Times is taking a closer look at what it means to be so close to Mexico. Hence, this year’s theme: Bordertown.  The Mexican border is just a few hours away, and the Valley is all the richer for…

11 Best Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Weekend

New Times picks the best things to do in metro Phoenix from Friday, September 30, through Sunday, October 2. For more, see our curated events calendar.  Fall Forward Sun Devil football may have kicked off over a month ago, but Arizona State University celebrates the start of a new season this…