NASA Now Paying People to Lie in Bed All Day

Dear tired individuals who can sleep during turbulence, through a thunderstorm, and/or well past your alarm clocks, NASA would like to talk to you. Unlike most employers who frown upon your late-for-work and on-the-job snooze regime, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is shelling out cash to civilians who carry…

Artist Jeff Falk Merges Past and Present

Best of Phoenix hits newsstands Sept. 26. In conjunction with this year’s Vintage Phoenix theme, New Times is collaborating with R. Pela Contemporary Art to present “Hot Plate!” It’s an exhibition of one-of-a-kind, Phoenix-inspired commemorative plates made by local artists. Leading up to the show’s Oct. 4 opening, we’re profiling…

Terrible Real Estate Tumblr is Hilarious and Horrifying

Home ownership is a big step. Made even bigger by the fact that you have to wade through an online shitpile of vague, misleading, and too often disappointing in-person pads before finding the right one. But if there’s one silver lining to your real estate woes, it’s knowing that others…

Artist Sarah Hurwitz on the Legend of the Great Canal Monster

Best of Phoenix hits newsstands Sept. 26. In conjunction with this year’s Vintage Phoenix theme, New Times is collaborating with R. Pela Contemporary Art to present “Hot Plate!” It’s an exhibition of one-of-a-kind, Phoenix-inspired commemorative plates made by local artists. Leading up to the show’s Oct. 4 opening, we’re profiling…

Bathing Bad Lets You Wash Like Walter White

If you happened to be one of the record breaking 6.4 million viewers that watched Breaking Bad last Sunday, chances are you tossed and turned your way into a disheveled state by Monday morning. Between the unforeseen plot twists, heart-stopping cliff hangers, and the looming fact that the story of…

Artist Sue Chenoweth Remembers Oleanders from Her Childhood in Phoenix

Best of Phoenix hits newsstands Sept. 26. In conjunction with this year’s Vintage Phoenix theme, New Times is collaborating with R. Pela Contemporary Art to present “Hot Plate!” It’s an exhibition of one-of-a-kind, Phoenix-inspired commemorative plates made by local artists. Leading up to the show’s Oct. 4 opening, we’re profiling…

Grumpy Cat is Coming to Changing Hands Bookstore on Sunday

Put on your frowny face and pack up the Benedryl, Grumpy Cat is going on a book tour. Yes, between interview appearances, generating new content for memes, and rumors of a live action movie deal, the famous scowler, otherwise known as Tardar Sauce, is setting aside time to give fans…

NBC Universal Auctioning off Props from The Office

Whether you believed The Office was over as soon as Michael “World’s Best Boss” Scott made his season-seven departure or you felt inclined to stick it out and stay tuned until the lackluster series finale two years later, fans of NBC’s Emmy-awarding show can all agree we had some good…

20 Reasons to Love Fall in Arizona

Adios, Arizona summer. Fall brings with it a slew of fun things. In case you’ve forgotten what the Copper State has to offer, thanks to spending the last few months cooped up in air-conditioned bliss, here are a few of our favorite things to get you up and at ’em…

National Yoga Month: Events and Deals in Metro Phoenix

Attention yogis and yoginis: September is National Yoga Month, and we’ve rounded up some of the Valley’s yoga studio specials and events for you in one nice, little package. Wanna flow under the moon, downward dog under the sun, warrior in the dark with glow bracelets under blacklights, learn how…

It’s Not Porn… Video Parodies HBO (NSFW)

Nowadays it seems like there’s a fine line between high-brow pornography and quality cable programming. While the more professional adult videos cost money and contain graphic sex scenes, explicit language, and hard-to-believe plot lines, cable networks like HBO offer, well, all of those exact same things. Seriously people, have you…

Voyage Trekkers Season Two Finale to Screen at FilmBar

Local writer and director Nathan Blackwell is gearing up to show the anticipated finale to season two of his sci-fi comedy web series Voyage Trekkers at FilmBar this month. If you haven’t watched the series, its episodes (each less than 10 minutes) are easy to binge on in an afternoon…

ASU Students Increasingly Seek Sugar Daddies

They say you can’t put a price on higher education, but that’s not stopping lady Sun Devils from trading in their transcripts for some tantalizing photos on www.seekingarrangements.com. The online sugar-daddy site recently conducted a survey based on its growing number of female ASU student users — and apparently, there’s…

Drake-ing Bad Tumblr: Drizzy Does Breaking Bad

If you’ve been watching the final season of Breaking Breaking, chances are you’ve lost more sleep than you’re willing to admit speculating on how the epic drama will end. Since the return of the final eight episodes, theories about the series finale have been running wild, involving everything from Walt…

Weekly Freebie: Carbon Nation Screening

Whether you think going green is the way of the future or the way of the left-wing tree hugger, Professor Peter Byck of ASU’s School of Sustainability and Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication invites you watch a free screening of a documentary that addresses where your carbon…