DIY Ice Cream with Pastry Chef Rachel Miller

As the monsoon storms roll in to smother the dry heat, Phoenix inhabitants have begun to hibernate in the chill of their air-conditioned homes. Transporting frosty treats is near impossible, as they melt into puddles before we can puzzle-piece them into our already packed freezers. I’m a custard freak. During…

Free Espresso Drinks Today at Liberty Market’s E61 Bar

Liberty Market’s FAEMA E61 espresso machine is turning 46 years old today, and in honor of the occasion, the Gilbert restaurant will offer free classic Italian drinks from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. That means espresso, macchiato, or cappuccino, so long as you order them dine-in as opposed to to-go…

Hot Pockets Get a Makeover for Food-Conscious Millennials

For 30 years, the Hot Pocket has been the food of late-night (usually alcohol-related) desperation, lazy college students and, according to comedian Jim Gaffigan, white trash. In fact, Gaffigan has a five-minute skit dedicated to bashing on the “Pop-Tart with nasty meat.” It’s one of his most popular jokes. And…

Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups 2-Themed Chili. Really.

Because apparently there’s no justice in this world, the powers that be have brought together the cast of Grown Ups 2 (a perfect example of why sequels are almost always a horrible idea) and the world’s most famous blond goatee, Guy Fieri. That scary combination resulted in a Grown Ups…

Move Over, Cronut™. Here Comes The Crookie.

Oh, what’s that? You’re sick of hearing about impossible-to-get, creme-filled croissant/doughnut hybrids? Well, good news! The next must-have pastry mash up has arrived courtesy of Toronto bakery, Clafouti Patisserie & Café. Meet, the Crookie…

Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*** (NSFW)

If you thought healthy, plant-based eating was for sissies, Thug Kitchen is here to change your mind. The website offers lots of F-bomb-laden advice to “help your narrow dietary-minded ass explore some fucking options so that you can look and feel like a fucking champ.”…

NSFW: Man Offers Cronuts™ for Sexual Favors

Yup, we have officially gone too far with the Cronut™ craze. The deep-fried doughnut-croissant hybrids are selling for more than $40 online (that’s eight times their retail value), a man delayed their marriage proposal because of them, and the line at Dominic Ansel’s bakery is around the corner every morning…

The Cost of a Cake

Cakes are celebration. Thick buttery layers of cake, slathered with rich frosting in varying hues and designs, mark the moments of life that deserve sweet recognition. We all have 1st-birthday pictures, faces smudged with buttercream, cake crumbs flying from our balled baby-fat fist, clutching that delicious monumental first cake that…

Falling Fruit: Online Datatbase Maps Every Edible Urban Plant

Though we may live in a concrete desert, there are plenty — to be more specific, tens of thousands — of edible plants growing in the Valley. And we’re not just talking about in Wickenburg or down near South Mountain. There are edible plants growing in nearly every neighborhood, from…

Internet, Meet In-N-Out’s Monkey-Style Burger

It might be because In-N-Out’s menu technically only offers five items or maybe because their food is so wildly poplar yet unattainable for many, but the California-based chain’s “secret menu items” has a cult following to rival the best. There are plenty of things to be discovered beyond the basics,…