The Greatest Auto-Tuned Food Review Ever

See Also: “It’s Earth’s Juice!” Vytautus Mineral Water “Ads” Are…. Well, We’re Speechless (NSFW) See Also: Video Mashup: Brad Pitt Eating. And Eating. What happens when you combine a passionate food review with the people who brought us the Bedroom Intruder song? Magic. Pure. Freaking. Magic. We will warn you…

Coming Soon: Smell-o-Vision Postcards From the “Food Printer”

See Also: Hipster Foodie Mauled By Bear to ’80s New Wave Soundtrack in Very Satisfying Video Heads up, fellow bloggers and trolls: The future is here and it smells. Students at the Fashion & Art Design Institute of Donghua University, China, entered designs in a competition for a chance to…

Real Actors Bring Hilarious Gravitas to Real Yelp Reviews

See Also: Are Yelp Extortionists Giving Restaurants the Shakedown? See Also: CrazyAmy Yelp Feud Lands on TV Have you ever read an Yelp review so outlandish and melodramatic that you wished you could gaze into the face of the person who wrote them? Wait no longer, the fine people at…

For Sale: Script for Roadhouse Remake Starring Guy Fieri

The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt, a remake of the ’80s cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri, because… We’ll admit, we haven’t exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such…

Watch This: Someone Eating Little Baby’s (Ice Cream)

Welcome to that weird part of the internet where you see things you wish you could unsee. In this edition of Twilight Zone YouTube we present for your consideration the strange tale of autocannibalism in the pursuit of ice cream sales. Our subject? Little Baby’s Ice Cream, a Pennsylvania based…

Olympic Shot Put-er

See Also: BrewDog’s Latest Beer Claims It’ll Get you Banned From the Olympics (But It Really Won’t) Drinking games are fun but is it really necessary for them to be so strenuous? We live in a time when we can shoot a nuclear mini cooper into space and land it…

Wendy’s Japan Presents: A Lobster Burger for $16

See Also: The $666 Douche Burger. For Real. See Also: Burger King Japan Will Give You 15 Pieces of Bacon For 100 Yen Apparently Wendy’s in Japan is trying to break into the crowded Japanese fast food market by going highbrow. Way, way highbrow. In addition to their instantly recognizable…

Lay Waste to the Forces of Hunger With the Sushi Bazooka

See Also: We Welcome Our (Sushi) Robot Overlords See Also: Watch This: The Story of Sushi Making sushi is hard and time-consuming. There’s the monumental amount of prep work, the difficulty in making tender sushi rice, the actual hassle of rolling the sushi by hand. Professional sushi chefs use a…

$100 a Head Rat Dinner: Survival as Performance Art (NSFW)

Brooklyn based artists Laura Ginn recently hosted a $100 a head gourmet dinner that used rat as it’s central ingredient. The meal, prepared by a professional chef, began with a “rat and pork pate” appetizer, followed with braised and grilled rat and finished with a sorbet. The dinner took place…

Chick-fil-A Flap Summed Up In Bizarre Taiwanese Animation

See Also: The Jim Henson Company Breaks Its Rainbow Connection With Chick-fil-A See Also: Trannies Chow Down on Chick-fil-A So a lot has happened since the Jim Henson Company withdrew their support from Chick-fil-A over the company’s outspoken views against gay marriage. Shortly after that announcement was made, pictures started…

Get Hammered on “Air”

Apparently the future of alcohol consumption isn’t inhaled booze but rather alcohol that tastes… like water? Cue the jokes about cheap beer. “Air” is a new adult beverage is currently rolling through a nationwide release. Release parties have popped up in several cities around the country, although sadly not Phoenix…

The Jim Henson Company Breaks Its Rainbow Connection With Chick-fil-A

After a week of high-profile condemnation for Chick-fil-A’s CEO’s public stance on gay marriage, the hits just keep on coming. The most recent defection is the Muppet’s own Jim Henson Company, which announced via Facebook that it would be forming no new partnerships with Chick-fil-A because of the company’s stance…

Ikea Brews and Sells Not One, But Two Beers

Ikea, haven to college students looking for cheap furniture and Swedish meatballs, has introduced a new product for the masses (at least in the UK): Ikea beer with a name just as unpronounceable as any of their other products. ÖL LJUS is a lager and ÖL MÖRK is a dark…

Burger King Employee Takes A Stand — in the Lettuce Bins

See Also:Burger King Rolling Out Food Trucks Because Of Course See Also: Gross Out Archives It’s common knowledge that if you’re going to do something stupid you probably shouldn’t take photos of it and definitely shouldn’t upload those pictures to the internet. If you are going to upload them to…

The $666 Douche Burger. For Real.

See Also: Five of the Most Expensive Cheeses in the Universe See Also: Five of the Most Expensive Cookbooks You’ll Probably Never Own See Also: The Most Expensive Wine In The World Finally, a burger for the 1 percent! The Douche Burger is a $666 burger off New York City’s…

7-Elevens in Singapore Have Mashed Potato and Gravy Dispensers

7-Elevens in the fine city-state of Singapore serve piping-hot mashed potatoes out of machine that looks like it should dispense coffee, not food. It’s also self-serve. For about a dollar (or two dollars if you want a drink with it) this machine will eject a slurry of instant potatoes and…