Virginia Pizza Shop Offers 2nd Amendment Discount

Good news, gun owners (in Virginia): There’s a pizza shop in Virginia Beach willing to offer you a 15 percent discount if you’re packing heat. Jay Laze, owner of All Around Pizza and Deli, said he decided to start offering the deal after he saw a frozen yogurt shop in…

The Last Barfighter Is A Beer-Dispensing “Beercade”

Behold The Last Barfighter beercade, a digital arena in which two beer lovers do battle for the only prize that really matters: Beer. The beercade arose from North Carolina based, Big Boss Brewing Company desire to make beer tastings a little more engaging and interesting. See Also: –Adorable Wallace and…

This Is a White Love Castle Valentine’s Day

White Castle, clearly the classiest of classy dining establishments, have a standing policy of taking V-day to the next level at selected locations. While we’ve heard of this we’ve never actually seen inside a White Castle during their yearly metamorphosis in “Love Castle.” See Also: –In-N-Out Burger, McDonald’s Fries and…

Eatmecrunchy Bowl Keeps Cereal and Milk Separate For Optimal Crunchy

Humanity might not have the technology or motivation to stop 10 ton meteorites from pelting our planet but by damn have we finally licked the problem of soggy cereal. The Eatmecrunchy bowl is an ingenious device that keeps milk and cereal separated into two distinct sections except for a spoon…

Adorable Wallace and Gromit Inspired Contraption: Pancake-omatic

The pancake-omatic is an automatic pancake making machine built by a team of designers over at The Happy Egg Co, a UK based company that turns out free range eggs and egg products. Their blog points out the wildly popular stop-motion series, Wallace & Gromit, as obvious inspiration. See Also:…

Carnival Cruises’ Hamburger Horror On The High Seas

Here is a phrase you never want to hear associated with your vacation: “Cabin carpets are wet with urine and water. Toilets are overflowing inside cabins. We are having to sleep in the hallways. Onion and cucumber sandwich last night.” Those are the words attributed by ABC to a cruise…

Death of Another Heart Attack Salesman

Two years ago, the morbidly obese spokesman for Heart Attack Grill, Blair River, died of pneumonia, likely complicated by his extreme weight. Late last week, the current spokesman for that temple of excess was removed from life support after suffering a massive heart attack. See Also: –Death of a Heart…

The Most Expensive Cocktail in the World Now Costs $13,000

Apparently Salvatore’s Legacy lasted less than half a year because an Australian bartender has poured what is likely the new most expensive cocktail ever. See Also: –Watch This Man Pour the World’s Most Expensive and Oldest Cocktail –Cocktail Lovers’ Anti-Gift Guide: What NOT To Get The “Winston,” as in Sir…

Things Not To Eat For Valentine’s Day: Spanish Fly

We know that around this time people start panicking about V-Day plans. So we’d like to deliver you a PSA: Please, for the love of all that is holy and good, don’t try to spice your meal up with the “aphrodisiac” called Spanish Fly. See Also: –14 More Valley Places…

Vegan Strip Club (NSFW Obviously)

Portlandia has been running a promotional series called “Kumail Tours Portlandia” which tends to reveal that the exaggeration depicted in Portlandia is not all that much of an exaggeration. Case in point: the vegan strip club. See Also: –Tediberto’s Shut Down By Landlord –Chow Bella’s Gift Guide for the Vegetarian…

Will Ferrell Puts Out Yet Another Bizarre Guerrilla Super Bowl Ad

Will Ferrell’s one man revival of Old Milwaukee beer continued with yet another guerrilla Super Bowl advertisement that only ran in a handful of tiny markets. According to Reddit, this ad, featuring Ferrell passionately kissing a woman on the bus to the strain of vintage Chinese music, ran in Sherman,…

Doritos Will Release Taco Bell Flavored Chips in April

We’re not going to say that the staffs of Doritos or Taco Bell imbibe in mind-altering and appetite stimulating chemicals but their latest joint venture seems to provide some circumstantial evidence that this might be the case. Doritos has announced plans to release a Taco Bell flavored chip for a…

Video Offers a Peek Into Specialty Coffee Culture

Here’s a video documenting the frankly insane level of dedication specialty coffee producers put into each cup of their brew. Think of it as “Jiro Dreams of Sushi” but with coffee beans instead of fish and about half as pretty because giant roasting machines aren’t nearly as attractive as a…

Your Chinese Takeout Box Has Been a Plate This Whole Time

File this under things that should have been obvious but were not: Chinese takeout boxes can be teased apart and turned into a handy platter. That’s right up there with “ketchup fanning,” the practice of deforming your paper ketchup container so as to accommodate a larger volume of ketchup and…

Waygo App Promises to Translate Chinese Menus On the Fly

Fellow adventurous eaters: There is now an app called Waygo, specifically designed for translating Chinese menus on the fly.That’s right, now you can ask for the “real” menu at your favorite Chinese joint and be certain you’re ordering something more interesting than chow mein. See Also: –Chow Bella’s 5 Favorite…