Lady Gaga’s Telephone as Spoofed by NPR Staffers

Even if you’re not a regular listener of NPR’s afternoon program All Things Considered, you may want to have a look at this. Found by Fishbowl LA and reprinted by our sister paper, the LA Weekly’s music blog West Coast Sound, it seems that some young people on NPR’s staff…

Shapiro: Shapiro

​Artist: ShapiroTitle: ShapiroRelease date: Spring 2010Label: DweebMy editor, Martin Cizmar, has a theory: If Jerry Lee Lewis had not nailed his 13-year-old cousin in 1958 (which, of course, pretty much destroyed his burgeoning career in the United States), rock music today would be primarily a piano-driven discipline rather than a guitar-driven…

Fucked Up at Chasers

There have been quite a few celebrities who have come out against SB 1070 recently. Ricky Martin, Shakira and, of course, Rev. Al Sharpton. The involvement of these people make sense given their ethnic and political backgrounds. How Damian Abraham, a.k.a. Pink Eyes, the frontman of Toronto hardcore outfit Fucked…

(The Other) Kinch: “Bad Dreams”

Song: Kinch UK’s “Bad Dreams”Context: If you’ve ever Googled Phoenix indie band Kinch you’ve probably come across information about the British group of the same name, which called it quits back in January. Ever bothered to listen to The Other Kinch? They’re not bad, actually. I’m sure most locals are…

Pride of the Garage: Young Man’s Game

​Band: Pride of the GarageTitle: Young Man’s GameBasics: Pride of the Garage is 46-year-old Dan Miles, a self-labeled procrastinator. What’s better than procrastination when it comes to releasing an album? I don’t know. Perhaps self-mutilation? That’s what it feels like to listen to the 10-song Young Man’s Game — a…

Britney Spears Better at “Telephone” than Lady Gaga?

So, you’re totally sick of Lady Gaga, and if you hear her version of “Telephone” one more time…Relax. Now you can still listen to what could be the catchiest pop song of 2010 without it coming from a Christina Aguilera-sound-a-like. That’s right, Britney fans–Ms. Spears’ version of the hit, which…

Owl City Side Project: What’s the Point?

While some of our writers are fans of Owl City, others are clearly not.Idolator reports that Owl City’s frontman Adam Young has started a side project titled Sky Sailing with an album due out on July 13. And guess what? People are already calling it “Owl City Unplugged.”If you just…

Gogol Bordello: Trans-Continental Hustle

Artist: Gogol BordelloTitle: Trans-Continental HustleRelease date: April 27Label: AmericanHow many of you have listened to someone tell you, “Aw, you just gotta see ’em live to appreciate them”? I know I’ve said that before. And I think I’ve heard more than one person say it in regard to Gogol Bordello,…

Back Ted N-Ted Remixs Imogen Heap’s “Say Goodnight And Go”

Former Phoenician Ryan Breen, a.k.a. Back Ted N-Ted, just finished a world tour with Imogen Heap, who is probably best known for singing “Hide and Seek,” the haunting song sampled on Jason DeRulo’s smash “Whatcha Say.”As the house producer for Modern Arts Records he moved to NYC with the rest…

Megadeth: Youthanasia (Condensed)

Song: Megadeth’s Youthanasia (Condensed)Context: That video of W.A.S.P’s Chris Holmes drinking vodka in a pool makes me crave some metal. What fits the bill better than an album’s worth of searing Dave Mustaine riffs, condensed into seven minutes, with no Dave Mustaine vocals? …

Why Your Cocktail Waitress Hates You

My name is Sarah and I am a cocktail waitress. For two years, I’ve been slinging drinks at a popular Phoenix music venue/bar that shall remain nameless. Armed with only a cork-topped plastic tray, I encounter the best and worst people on Earth. Every night. I’ve seen people who are…

Seven Nights of DJs & Dancing

THURSDAY 6 27th Avenue Bar: Ladies Night with DJ Moy, & DJ Jared Paul (Top 40, hip-hop, Latin) Afterlife: Filthy Thursdays (dubstep, breakbeats) AZ88: Mr. P-Body & Friends (classic and old-school grooves) Bikini Lounge: DJ Shane Kennedy (jazz, blues, country, R&B, rarities) Bobby Q’s: All-Star Thursdays (hip-hop, Top 40) Bomberos…

Lynch Mob

Aside from a dubious one-night stand with rap-metal in the late ’90s, former Dokken guitarist George Lynch has remained heroically faithful to his cock-rock roots. After Dokken disbanded in 1989, Lynch recruited vocalist Ori Logan and started Lynch Mob — one of the great no-brainers in the annals of ego-driven…

Hogjaw

Phoenix-based swamp-rock band Hogjaw couldn’t have picked a better time to release their new album, Ironwood. After all, Arizona is descending into redneck depravity with the “birther” bill, SB 1070, and, most pertinent to Hogjaw, the legalization of carrying a concealed weapon without permit. We’re going to need a crazed…