Cobra Starships Gabe Saporta Does Band Fan Fiction Better Than the Most Prolific Fangirl
Gabe Saporta lifted the severed head of his one-time idol and mentor into the air and let forth a triumphant, guttural cry. “Behold! The beast, Pete Wentz!” Saporta roared, eliciting awestruck cheers from the mob of admirers spread below him on the White House’s south lawn. Eyes twinkling with cold…