Messing With Texas

I’m damn close to drawing blood from chewing on my lips, and my hands are shaking from a combination of shitty hotel coffee and simmering rage. No, I’m not at an AA meeting — but I will soon be driven to drink. I’m sitting in on the second meeting of…

Straight to Video

October 2003. You usually don’t find this many miscreants in the parking lot of Jugheads on a Sunday morning. You’ve got some rough trade in spiky leather jackets, a crying Indian, three-card-monte hacks, a pair of trailer-trash beauties, a tow-truck operator with Wolverine sideburns, a pool shark with a nasty…

Blues Clues

Those Black Keys boys have been up to no good. Not far from the blues-rock duo’s studio inside a toxic old rubber factory in an Akron, Ohio, slum, Lockheed Martin is building high-altitude surveillance airships — battle blimps — in the Airdock, one of the largest structures in the world…

Brand Who?

Anonymity doesn’t come easy for a dude with Technicolor forearms. But despite the many tattoos that checker the thin frame of Myk Porter — they distinguish the Brandtson front man at 30 paces, before you can even make out his features — he and his bandmates have grown accustomed to…

Vision ?uest

Ahmir Khalib Thompson is the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Musician. Producer. DJ. Actor. Talent scout. Social commentator. Svengali behind the Okayplayer hip-hop community. A man who can pull off punctuation in a stage name: ?uestlove. The kick-ass drummer of the ass-kickingest hip-hop collective on Earth. Oh, yeah. And then…

Killing Time

“I wouldn’t consider us a throwback, but I also wouldn’t say we’re reinventing the wheel of rock ‘n’ roll,” says Ronnie Vannucci, drummer for the Killers. “We’re taking the best parts of the music we were influenced by, putting them in our songs and making them our own.” The Killers…

Trigger Voter

My friend John has recently been tinkering with activism: When he’s bored at work, he’s been duplicating Kyle Goen’s infamous poster with a picture of President Bush that says “Elect a Madman, You Get Madness” and local artist Scott McKenzie’s Bush “i lied” stickers onto copy machine sticker paper, as…

Finding The Cure

If you love music, you can probably name a band that changed your life, that was a catalyst for your attitudes and tastes and ideas. That’s not to say you got stuck on it forever, or that you never branched out into other things. But discovering that band was such…

The Ultimate Rock Fantasy

Behold, underachieving, Internet-surfing cubicle-dweller of corporate America: Your next great workplace distraction awaits. For we have invented it: Fantasy Rock Stars. Fantasy Rock Stars aims to combine two of modern society’s most debilitating obsessions — celebrity worship and fantasy sports — into one fabulous national pastime. For the uninitiated, the…

High Notes

On Saturday, July 3, Ed Ryan, the owner of Drop In Skate Shop, was nearly fatally shot during a botched robbery attempt that happened while he was closing up for the night. The assault left Ryan in intensive care (from which he has since recovered) while his pregnant wife Kari…

Mixed Up

Perhaps I’m an anomaly (“perhaps,” my ass), but I’ve recently concluded that making romantic-minded mix tapes and CDs is always an uncomfortable, if not completely humiliating, experience. Case in point: Some time ago I was riding in a close female friend’s car, when I noticed that her tape deck was…

Freak Occurrence

Onstage in tight, flamboyant clothes, with his eyes smeared in makeup and pale platinum blond bangs brushing his super-high cheekbones, Rory Lewarne has the wiry, androgynous good looks of your typical rock ‘n’ roll sex symbol. He just looks like he should be in front of a crowd somewhere, sweaty…

Casket Life

There’ll be a lot of celebrating at Casket Life’s tour kickoff show on Friday, August 6, at Ziggy’s in Tempe — not only is the band headed out for a two-week Southwest/Midwest tour, it’s also become the first group to sign to Stomping Ground Records (www.stompinggroundrecords.com), a new local venture…

Out of Step

Metal is metal and punk is punk, and never the twain shall meet. Or at least that’s been the story for the last 20 years since the two movements’ brief convergence in the mid-’80s. Back in 1985 and ’86, releases by metal bands such as Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax forged…

Shorties

EPs can serve several functions: as a way to keep impatient fans happy while they wait for another full-length album; as a cost-effective means for new artists to get material into the hands of the public; as a chance for established artists to get weird and experimental without much risk;…

J.E.W. Lover

Last week, I caught Jimmy Eat World’s “secret” appearance at the Mason Jar with Braid. That night, after the show, I had a dream. I was watching Arizona’s favorite indie rock sons at some imaginary outdoor stadium, in hospitably mild sunshine. Before the boys played, they were ferried through the…

Web of Sound

Donald Martinez eagerly leans into a thick slab of steak with plenty of nuclear-grade horseradish. In wire-frame glasses and a button-down shirt, the slight, dark-haired musician has the kind of pale skin cultivated from long hours spent in front of a computer screen and inside rock clubs. Aside from his…

Tune In, Turn On

They buy vinyl records instead of CDs. Their instruments are older than they are. Their favorite groups were popular 35 years ago. And they’re from New York. But don’t jump to easy conclusions — the Walkmen are not garage rockers. “We used to be, definitely, but not anymore,” says lead…

When Danny Punched Danzig

When Dan Stone took his video camera to film the North Side Kings’ July 3 show in Tuba City, he hadn’t counted on capturing heavy-metal history. The Valley hardcore band didn’t get to play because Danzig, the headliner, went on at 10 p.m. instead of the originally scheduled midnight slot…

Just Say No

TThe small brown vial I’m looking at has a sinister appearance to it, bearing only a white typewritten label identifying the powder inside as 5-MeO-DMT — 5-Methoxy-N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It came via UPS from an American chemical company to three inner-space explorers I know; now, a couple days later at a house…

Saturdays at Dwntown Club

THE NIGHT: Saturdays at Dwntwn Club THE DJS: Luis & Cesar 3ro THE SCENE: Minority rules at this upscale club. Before 1 a.m., most of the 300-plus people here are Latinos in baggy jeans and designer dress shirts, with dates in shrinking mini-skirts or tight dresses. The air is heavy…

Down With Love

How big a success has Eamon’s foul-mouthed breakup song “F*** It (I Don’t Want You Back)” become this year? Here’s all you need to know: Even the song’s subject — the ex-girlfriend addressed throughout as a “ho” and a “burnt bitch” — loves it. Of course, Eamon is quick to…