Note to Andrew Thomas: You are STILL Not Dennis Wilenchik (Sorry!)

We were amused by Andrew Thomas’s pissy little press release last night, in which the Maricopa County Attorney threw a pity party over the fact that nearly half the charges against Supervisor Don Stapley have been thrown out.Thomas, of course, runs the agency that originally indicted Stapley on 118 criminal…

Arizona Man Admits to Animal Attraction in Florida Newspaper Story

It’s apparently not bad enough that Arizona is being portrayed as the home to gun-toting extremists and that Arthur Frommer is canceling his vacation plans.Now New Times’ sister paper in Ft. Lauderdale, New Times Broward-Palm Beach, has published a story about zoophilia — a.k.a. people who are attracted to animals. We’re…

Chandler Cops Seek Circle K Robbery Suspect

​ Robbing a Circle K — how unoriginal. The alleged bandit in this photo waltzed into the store at 1262 West Chandler Boulevard, waving his gun around and demanding cash, Chandler cops say…

Book on Infamous Ray Krone Murder Case a Real Page-Turner

When we read the following blurb from our friend, esteemed (now retired) ASU law professor Gary Lowenthal, about the book Jingle Jangle, we knew we had follow-up and read it.  So we did and, as advertised, it was a solid, often troubling read about an infamous Phoenix murder case in which Phoenix police…

D-Backs’ Spoiler Role Falls Short in San Francisco

To boil down the Arizona Diamondbacks’ series in San Francisco (which commenced last night), it’s basically this: The Giants have mucho to play for and the D-Backs ain’t got jack. Because SF is chasing Colorado for the National League Wild Card, they are a bit more motivated each game compared…

Hot Links: Stoudemire, Medical Bargains, and Conspiracies

While delivering a lecture about education to students at Martin Luther King Jr. elementary school, Phoenix Suns star Amar’e Stoudemire indicated he may only be in Phoenix one more year. Stoudemire, who underwent surgery on his retina in July, could opt-out of his final contract year and become a free…

Your Crafty Kids’ Ornaments Might End Up on U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree

  Governor Jan Brewer is taking a few minutes to forget about the complex task of forging a state budget and focusing on something more fun: Christmas. Brewer is set to announce a statewide project on Thursday to have children across the state make 6,000 handcrafted ornaments for the U.S. Capitol Christmas…

GoDaddy Hires New Internet Pin-Up Girl, a Country Singer From Scottsdale

  Hot off the cyber-presses of the Business Journal: Erin Kalin, a country singer from Scottsdale whose body must be the envy of every other woman on the planet with four kids, has become the latest “Go Daddy Girl.” The Scottsdale-based godaddy.com, run by CEO/playboy-type Bob Parson, has managed to make…

Don Stapley Case Update: 51 of 118 Criminal Counts Dismissed on Technicality

  It’s 51 down, 67 criminal counts to go for Maricopa County Supervisor Don Stapley. The county leader under investigation and indictment for failure to follow campaign finance disclosure laws convinced Superior Court Judge Kenneth Fields to dismiss nearly half the counts on a technicality. Stapley’s being strung up on a…

Deputy Chief Paul Chagolla Files Discrimination Claims Against County in Dispute Over Lack of Raise

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office promoted Paul Chagolla last year, even touting him as the agency’s first Hispanic deputy chief, but Chagolla never got the raise that was supposed to come with the new title. That’s because the county is discriminating against him for being Hispanic, Chagolla alleges in a complaint filed with the U.S. Equal Employment…

Hot Links: FLDS Land for Sale, D-Backs, and the Shaggy Bandit

A judge in Utah has ordered the sale of Arizona land belonging to a property trust established by followers of polygamous sect leader Warren Jeffs. The trust has about $3 million in debt. The 400-acre parcel of land in northern Arizona will be sold to the highest bidder, but the…

August 24 In Blogs: Arpaio, Kiss, Two Hippies, and Twilight

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Feathered Bastard:Joe Arpaio, Soldier of Fortune Cover Boy, Channels His Inner Mr. Magoo Pro-Shawna Forde Site Pimped…

Pastor Tased at Checkpoint Getting National Attention — as Anti-Obama Extremist

  Steven Anderson, the right-wing pastor from Tempe who said he was abused by authorities at an Arizona checkpoint in April, caught the attention of MSNBC for his hate-filled, anti-Obama extremist. “Arizona, what is your deal?” wonders “Pareene” of the NYC-based Gawker.com, who also references the recent gun parade that took place during Obama’s…