Hot Links: ID Theft, Hoover Dam, and Black Bears

The Arizona Department of Economic Security is warning clients in DES’ Early Intervention Program of possible identity theft. After two backup hard drives were stolen from a Phoenix storage facility last October, the department sent out 65,000 letters to warn people of identity theft. Ten thousand of them were returned…

MCSO Arrest Rate Is “Startlingly Low,” Says Goldwater Institute

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office arrested suspects in less than five percent of its cases in 2007, the Goldwater Institute says — a shockingly low statistic that contradicts what the Sheriff’s Office has long officially maintained.The statistics, which the Goldwater Institute obtained through a public records request, show that the…

Hot Links: Cardinals Concessions, Suggs, and Butter Jackson

The cash-strapped Arizona Sports and Tourism Authority has made a deal with the Arizona Cardinals to have the NFL team operate concessions at University of Phoenix stadium, beginning in 2010. The Cardinals will market the stadium for sponsorships and non-football events, but officials for the stadium’s other tenant, the Fiesta…

On Punctuality, Pochos, and Learning English

How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting on time? Punctual Pete Tell them you’re offering green cards on a first-come, first-served basis. And then diles a gabachos to eliminate the concept of arriving “fashionably late” the way they did the Polish joke. I was reading through the…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, July 16, 2009

WACKOS ON JACKO Editor’s note: Okay, you’ve figured it out by now, right? Our story on Sedona “healer” Dr. Reinalda de Souza was satirical (see The Bird for full details). De Souza didn’t really ritually sacrifice a Rottweiler puppy to hex the “King of Pop” into suffering a fatal heart…

July 15 In Blogs: Jan Brewer, Pac-Man, Tortas, and Swine Flu

In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Feathered Bastard: Jan Brewer Bans Abortion (for a Day), Democrats Should Consider Hara-kiri Up on the Sun:…