Aside from rumors of the dodo’s demise during his time spent writing last week’s cover story, “The Yoda of 9/11,” the most rib-ticklin’ this rooster’s received of late has been from observing Sand Land’s liberal elites fall over themselves to offer Zonies a tranny in every bog, a chick with…
After the tragic highway collapse in Minneapolis two weeks ago, Governor Janet Napolitano assigned the Arizona Department of Transportation to inspect every highway bridge in Arizona. Of course, there was no real worry, she said, but she wanted to make an “extra effort” to ensure our safety. Exactly seven days…
The glass glows dull red, like a campfire ember, above the gas torch. The young artist, sitting on a stool in front of a wooden bench with a metal top, works with confident, quick motions, creating a tube by fusing white glass sticks together around a one-inch-thick cylinder of graphite…
See, no one can kill dawgs in this here county but me! What the eff is the matter with you people? Apparently the good citizens of AZ have sooooo much time on their hands and heat on their brains during the dog days of summer that they’re ready storm the…
KTAR’s Darrell Ankkkarlo ain’t on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s payroll, as far as I know, but he might as well be. Seems Ankarlow-brow made a big deal about the photoshopped pic above on his show today, as if this might be beyond the pale somehow. Looks like a very legitimate political…
Chomsky on the moonbats: “The evidence that’s been produced [in favor of 9/11 conspiracy theories], in my opinion, is essentially worthless.” Back to David Ray Griffin soon, but I wanted to make some points about so-called left gatekeepers, Noam Chomsky and whether or not the 9/11 “truth” movement is left-wing,…
David Ray Griffin, laughing all the way to the bank? Retired religion prof. David Ray Griffin is currently the leading intellectual light of the 9/11 movement, a position once held, it could be argued, by bombastic saliva-spewer Jim Fetzer, himself a professor of philosophy. Of course, being the leading light…
Does moonhowler Jim Marrs still defend Holocaust denier Eric Williams, now that Williams’ Shoah-shirking tome is back on the ‘Net? Remember Eric Williams, Holocaust denier and author of The Puzzle of Auschwitz, who was at one time the “Conference Director” of the Chandler 9/11 kook convention that took place February…
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. A winner we have in our Star Wars trivia contest. The question was why the photo pictured above would be physically impossible in George Lucas’ fantasy realm. Though a couple of Star Wars geeks in-house knew the answer, they couldn’t…
The prejudiced pixies of Prussian Blue… Thanks to my pals at the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hatewatch blog for pointing out this brilliant new documentary from British TV Nazi Pop Twins about the infamous white pride duo Prussian Blue, made up of 15-year-old fraternal twins Lynx and Lamb Gaede. The…
What’s wrong with this pic? Why is it physically impossible in the Star Wars realm? I’m throwing this contest out for any and all local Star Wars fanatics who may have been boggled by the whole Jedi theme for the cover story this week The Yoda of 9/11. Actually, you…
Can someone cue “Three Blind Mice”? So Dylan Avery likes talking about balls, and doods with balls in their mouths. Hey, that’s his mature way of responding to critics, by using all that homoerotic imagery floating around his noggin’. As Jerry Seinfeld might say, not that there’s anything wrong with…
ROAD WORRIER Try living in the Windy City: I completely disagree with your assessment of Phoenix being America’s “worst-designed” major city (“The Big Cheesy,” Sarah Fenske, August 2). I lived in Chicago for nearly 35 years before coming out to Phoenix three years ago. There’s no comparison between Phoenix and…
Ive run into a problem with my wife. Id like to proudly display our last name on the back window of the family car, but she wont allow it. How can I convince her that its a long and honored Mexican tradition to do so? Tejano Rick P.S.: How and…
For years, people have argued about who really runs Phoenix. The mayor? The city manager? City Council? But when it comes to city buses, the answer is all too clear. It’s a bunch of French businessmen. Seriously. As it turns out, most of the municipal buses in Phoenix, as well…
It’s late afternoon at a conference of 9/11 conspiracy theorists in Chandler, and Pat Curley’s been batting away the intellectual softballs for a half-hour or so from a lady named Lynn Pentz, in town from La-La Land for the wingding that went down in February at the Crowne Plaza San…
In a major disappointment for mayoral hopeful Rev. Jarrett Maupin, Judge Peter Swann just returned a decision effectively dismissing Maupin’s lawsuit aimed at placing his name on the September 11 ballot. Judge Swann agreed with the Phoenix City Attorney that Maupin’s challenge had come too late in the day for…
Keep remindin’ yourself, he’s only 20… It was a packed house in the Old Bailey today as lawyers for both the Rev. Jarrett Maupin and the City of Phoenix duked it out before Judge Peter B. Swann over whether or not Maupin’s name will be on the ballot come this…
The People’s Champ fights back today in court… With the political clock ticking, Phoenix mayoral hopeful Jarrett Maupin filed suit in Maricopa County Superior Court late Monday to have his name restored to the September 11 ballot. Maupin is repped by Republican attorney John Acer, perhaps most famous locally for…
Well, that explains everything… I know there are people out there who think The Onion is the greatest comedy rag since National Lampoon or Spy, but I’ve always found it hit or miss. On my bulletin board is one of the hits: “Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse…
Pardon me, can anyone direct me to the ladies’ bog? In a press release issued today, Tom Anderson, owner of Anderson’s 5th Estate in Scottsdale, defied the AZ Attorney General’s request that Anderson come in for a voluntary interview regarding the dumbass donnybrook instigated by Michele de LaFreniere and his/her…
Tiffany Cortez, from a photo on http://www.myspace.com/misstiffycortez, copied onto the AZPunk.com site. Normally, it’s bad form to speak ill of the dead, but not necessarily on that self-appointed online arbiter of all things badass, AZPunk.com, where some posters to the site have laid into fallen PHX police officer George Cortez,…
