Ask a Mexican on the Word “Esposa”

So there I was, sitting in Spanish class, like the good half-frog/half wop (i.e., “frop”) that I am, when I observe the Spanish teacher write the word “esposas” up on the board. Imagine my shock/horror when the teacher told us “esposas” has two meanings: “wives” and “handcuffs”! PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS…

Obama to Visit Phoenix VA

President Obama is making a trip this Friday to the Phoenix Veterans Affairs hospital that was the center of a national scandal over lengthy wait-times at VA facilities. Obama was bashed by critics in January when he came to visit Phoenix but did not stop at the hospital, despite his…

Arizona Government Employee Accused of Embezzling $34K

An employee for the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality is accused of embezzling $34,000 from the state. The Arizona Attorney General’s Office announced the arrests of the employee, 48-year-old Susan Marie Rall, as well as her husband, 60-year-old David Jerome Rall. According to the AG’s office, Susan Rall made payments…

Deputy Sean Pearce Gets Speeding Ticket in Fatal Crash

Maricopa County Deputy Sean Pearce pleaded guilty to speeding and took a driving class last week for his role in an on-duty fatal crash. In June, County Attorney Bill Montgomery announced that Pearce would face no serious criminal charges for the December 2013 crash that took the life of John…

ASU President: Budget Cuts a “Setback for Arizonans”

Arizona lawmakers passed a budget over the weekend, which includes spending cuts that the president of the state’s largest university calls a “setback for Arizonans.” The state is making a $99 million cut to higher education as part of the $9.1 billion budget, which Governor Doug Ducey’s office says “solves…

Arizona Lawmakers Try to Undermine the Endangered Species Act

In case all the ocelots, jaguars, and Mexican spotted owls are starting to feel too safe, the Arizona Committee on Military Affairs and Public Safety is stepping in, having passed a memorial to modify the rules and provisions of the Endangered Species Act. SCM 1009 encourages Congress to exempt U.S…

Arizona Legislature Mulls Education Cuts, Hundreds Rally in Protest

For the second time in two weeks, hundreds of students, parents, and teachers descended on the Arizona Capitol to protest cuts to the state’s education budget. “Doug Ducey step off it!” they shouted, marching around the Capitol courtyard waving brightly colored signs. “Put students over profit!” Legislators are mulling over…

Helicopter Harassed Antelopes in Arizona, Feds Say

Three men are accused of harassing and herding antelopes with a helicopter near Prescott last August, possibly to help a guided hunting outfit. A group of hunters in the area reported seeing a black-and-red helicopter buzz herds and solitary antelopes repeatedly on August 22 and 23, according to a federal…

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Not Your Idols

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest. Kids, don’t grow up to be these…

Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists Confront Demonstrators at ASU

Sadly, I missed all the fun Tuesday at Arizona State University’s Tempe campus, where demonstrators assembled to support two ASU instructors singled out by neo-Nazi groups: ASU English Professor Lee Bebout and Ph.D. candidate Robert Poe. The ASU State Press reports that on March 3, demonstrators “protested outside ASU’s Fulton…

Arizona May Study Hemp as a New Major Crop

Arizona lawmakers may form a committee to study hemp as a new major crop in the state. Hemp growing long has been illegal under federal law due to its relation to marijuana plants, even though you can’t get high from hemp. As Congress eases up on hemp restrictions, and could…

Jodi Arias to Get Life Sentence After Second Jury Mistrial

Jodi Arias will serve a life sentence after a second jury failed to reach agreement on whether or not she should be executed for the 2008 slaying of Travis Alexander. Alexander’s sister sobbed as Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Sherry Stephens read the jury decision, which actually was a non-decision…

Jodi Arias Verdict Wait: Put In Your Prediction Now

Jodi Arias, the California waitress whose brutal murder of ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander resulted in a sensationalized Phoenix trial, is about to learn her fate. Or not. Trial watchers are waiting this morning to learn the jury verdict in the infamous murder trial — it’s supposed to be read any minute…

Arizona Lawmakers Again Looking to Crack Down on Panhandling

Arizona lawmakers are again attempting to clamp down on panhandling. The state’s anti-panhandling law passed in 2013 was struck down in the courts, while former Governor Jan Brewer vetoed a toned-down version of the law last year. Republican Senator John Kavanagh, the sponsor of both of the previous anti-panhandling bill,…