Arizona’s Dumbest Alleged Criminals of 2012 (Thus Far…)

In the past few weeks, we’ve ranked the dumbest moments of two of Arizona’s most trusted elected officials, Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. We decided to give the politicians a break this week and rank the dumbest moments of individuals who we’d actually expect to have really stupid…

Kirk Adams Not Satisfied With Matt Salmon’s Explanation of “Obamacare” Lobbying

See also: Congressional Candidate Matt Salmon Says Lobbyist Matt Salmon Never Lobbied for “Obamacare” Republican Congressman-turned-lobbyist-turned-congressional candidate Matt Salmon’s explanation of doing lobbying work on “Obamacare” bills — or not doing lobbying work on the bills — isn’t quite satisfying former Arizona House Speaker Kirk Adams.Adams accused his primary opponent…

Tempe Naked Man on Bath Salts No. 2: Police Say Michael Hurtado Was Making Out With a U-Haul Steering Wheel and a Cop Car

See also: Tempe Joins the Naked-Man-on-Bath-Salts Train The Tempe Police Department was probably not messing around Wendesday when it issued a public warning about the chemicals known as “bath salts.”After finding 23-year-old Sean-Paul Branscome slamming himself against walls and jogging around a Tempe neighborhood in the nude on Sunday after…

Russell Pearce’s Racism “Discovered” by Arizona’s Media

See also: ACLU Seeks New Injunction on “Papers Please” Portion of SB 1070 See also: Russell Pearce Scores Another Win Against Hispanics See also: Russell Pearce’s Falsehoods, Inaccuracies and Inventions on Channel 12’s Sunday Square-Off See also: Russell Pearce Preaches Hate on Ban Amnesty Now Radio Show Color me bemused by the local…

Joe Arpaio’s Master Birther Mike Zullo in You Write the Caption

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his birther brigade — led by chief “investigator” Mike Zullo — held another press conference this week to announce their new “evidence” that President Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery.Not surprisingly, the Cold Case Posse’s “evidence” was debunked months before Arpaio and Zullo presented…

Joe Arpaio’s Deputy Thinks Most Day-Laborers Are Undocumented

See also: Joe Arpaio’s Racial Profiling Trial Begins, and, Yes, He’s Guilty as Sin See also: Joe Arpaio Racial-Profiling Trial Draws Protestors’ Calls for Justice on Opening Day See also: Joe Arpaio’s Racial Profiling Case Costs County Close To $1 Million, So Far In the law-enforcement experience of Maricopa County…

Bill Montgomery Joins the Morality Cops in Hating on Strippers

If you really trust your local politicians (again, we’ll pause for laughter), then they’re really serious about hating on strippers.The lobbyists at the Center for Arizona Policy released more local candidates’ answers to their questionnaires for this year’s elections, including county and city offices, and Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery…

New Commenting System Added to New Times Blogs

Dear Readers, You may have noticed that we’ve installed a new commenting system to our site. Comments from our old system may not appear at the moment, but they’re being uploaded and will reappear shortly. The new system, called Livefyre, takes the place of Disqus and has several new features…

New Commenting System Added to New Times Blogs

Dear Readers, You may have noticed that we’ve installed a new commenting system on our site. Comments from our old system may not appear at the moment, but they’re being uploaded and will reappear shortly. The new system, called Livefyre, takes the place of Disqus and has several new features…

Arizona Diamondbacks Blow Six Run Lead in Loss to Cincinnati Reds

See also: Arizona Diamondbacks Beat Reds 7-1, Go for Series Win Today See also: Arizona Diamondbacks Blanked By Cincinnati Reds as Trevor Bauer Bites the Big One The Arizona Diamondbacks blew a 6-0 lead in a loss in Cincinnati’s Great American Ballpark today. The loss resulted in a split four-game…