Ken Bennett Courts Ridicule with More Birther Nonsense

The fun begins around 6:55 inWhat in tarnation is wrong with Ken Bennett? Before he drank the birther Kool-Aid, then publicly spat it up, Arizona’s Secretary of State was regarded as a moderate Republican with a lick of common sense.But a month after the flap over Bennett’s asking the state of Hawaii to…

Is Fulton Brock’s Endorsement Something to Shout From the Rooftops?

Yesterday, former Chandler City Councilman Martin Sepulveda announced he has the endorsement of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock in his bid for Congress.Brock has been known in more recent days for his family’s sex scandal, as his wife and adult daughter were both convicted of sexually abusing the same kid.Brock…

Republican Candidate for Congress Claims He’s “Honored” to Have Fulton Brock’s Endorsement

Martin Sepulveda — one of seven Republican candidates running to represent Arizona’s Ninth Congressional District — claims he’s “honored” to have the endorsement of ​Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock.Brock’s probably best known for his supporting role in his family’s sex scandal, which included his now-estranged wife, Susan Brock, repeatedly sexually…

Arizona Wildcats One Win From College (Baseball) World Series Finals

In a pretty improbable turn of events, the Arizona Wildcats baseball team is but one win away from a berth in the best-of-three NCAA College World Series championship round this weekend. The Wildcats await the winner of tonight’s elimination game in Omaha between the powerful Florida State Seminoles and the…

SB 1070 Decision: Why Local Talking Heads Don’t Know Squat

Anyone, and I mean anyone, who tells you with certainty the precise day that the U.S. Supreme Court will issue its opinion on Arizona’s breathing-while-brown statute Senate Bill 1070, is full of something that rhymes with the word “twit.”I wish I had a dime for every journo, TV talking head…

David Schweikert Also Offers a Bill to Block Obama Immigration Policy

Congressman David Schweikert, not to be outdone by his primary opponent, Congressman Ben Quayle, introduced his own bill to block the implementation of the Obama administration’s new immigration policy.This move by Schweikert may seem familiar, since Quayle did just about the same thing yesterday too.The bills don’t appear to have…

Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio and His Cake: knotanes

Congratulations to the New Times reader known as knotanes, you’ve won this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, with his cake from Citizens for a Better Arizona’s Randy Parraz.We picked…

Ben Quayle Now Wants to Block Obama Immigration Policy

It appears Congressman Ben Quayle does not find the Obama administration’s new immigration policy “something that’s intriguing,” as he did with the plan of Senator Marco Rubio.So much so, it seems, that Quayle just introduced the “Prohibiting Back-door Amnesty Act of 2012” to block its implementation.The Obama administration’s policy, announced…

Joe Arpaio and MCSO Did Not Arrest a 6-Year-Old

Despite what you may have heard — and how Joe Arpaio-ish it sounds — Maricopa County Sheriff’s deputies did not arrest a 6-year-old on Friday.MCSO spokesman Chris Hegstrom tells New Times deputies arrested 16 people during a human-smuggling operation, but the 6-year-old found in the van wasn’t one of them.”We’re…

Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio and His Cake?

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, with his cake from Citizens for a Better Arizona’s Randy Parraz.After sifting through all the responses — as usual, some of them more politically correct than others — we’ve narrowed it…