Joe Arpaio’s Memory Loss Showcased in AZ Dems’ New Ad

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff,” is all about holding people accountable for their actions — so it was a little suspicious when he testified at the Arizona Bar’s ethics hearing for shamed former County Attorney Andrew Thomas and couldn’t remember a friggin’ thing.As we pointed out…

Ask a Mexican on the Chivas Soccer Team

Really? You answered “When Should You Use Usted Instead of Tú?” recently over my “Why Won’t My Gardener Fuck Me Again If I Demand an HIV Test?” Any sad gabacho can Google for grammar tips (no offense to Yo Quiero Hablar). Meanwhile, we clueless gabachas need to know how to…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, October 20th, 2011

PRESIDENT PERRY? Governor Rick Perry’s a fraud: It’s not as if Texas hasn’t had lying morons [as] governor before, now is it (Miracle Faker,” Jim Schutze, October 6)? Leslie Seth Hammond, Phoenix Excellent story misses mark: Jim Shutze’s article on Governor Rick Perry — while interesting, informative, and worthwhile —…

Pervert Priest Wanted After Failing to Register as a Sex Offender

Juan Guillen, who was a priest at the Immaculate Conception Church for over 20 years before heading to prison for attempted child molestation, is a wanted man just days after getting released from prison.Guillen was released from an Arizona prison on October 6. He checked in with the Yuma County…

Joe Arpaio During Andrew Thomas Hearing: Senile, Or Full of S**t?

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio testified — under oath — yesterday during the state Bar disciplinary hearing for disgraced former County Attorney Andrew Thomas.As our colleague Stephen Lemons points out in his story on the hearing, it was a performance “worthy of a Mafia don.”See Lemons’ story here.Arpaio claims he…