Joe Arpaio’s Geriatric Goon Squad in You Write the Caption

In honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s 20th “crime suppression” sweep, we’ve chosen the above photo of the sheriff’s youthfully challenged goon squad we snapped yesterday as the sheriff announced his raid on southwest Phoenix.To be fair, not all of the henchmen Arpaio picked for his sweep were of…

Feds Target Property Owners of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries in California

The feds launched a new assault in their fight against medical marijuana today, threatening to seize the property of California medical marijuana dispensaries unless they close within 45 days.If there’s no push-back from the states that have legalized weed for qualified patients, including Arizona, it looks like this could be…

Joe Arpaio Kicks Off 20th Crime Suppression Sweep — and is “So Tired” of Getting Hassled About “Major Criminals” Never Getting Arrested

When asked this afternoon why he spends so much time putzin’ around Maricopa County in search of illegal immigrants and petty criminals during his “crime suppression sweeps,” as opposed to focusing the resources of the sheriff’s office on more dangerous criminal activity, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the following:”I’m…

Roommate Arrested in Murder of Man Found Buried Near Gila Bend

Eric Morales, 26, was found murdered and partially buried in the desert North of Gila Bend last month, and yesterday the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office announced it’s arrested a suspect: a man who was living in Morales’ house at the time of his disappearance.Morales was last seen alive by family…

Diamondbacks Force Deciding Game By Bashing Brewers 10-6 At Chase!

So it’s come down to this–a fifth and deciding game tomorrow afternoon for the upstart Arizona Diamondbacks in what has become a humdinger of a a first-round playoff series against the Milwaukee Brewers. Last night’s 10-6 win seemed closer than the final score indicates, with neither team able to stop…

Should the U.S. Government Subsidize Accordion Festivals?

A group of accordion fanatics in Texas aren’t happy with Arizona Congressman Jeff Flake.This coming weekend is the International Accordion Festival in San Antonio, Texas. The Festival is subsidized by the National Endowment of the Arts, an independent agency of the federal government pegged with dishing out cash in the…

Ask a Mexican on Speaking Spanish and Gabachos

I learned Spanish in school as a teen. Then, it seems, because I was young, everybody was an usted. I would like to practice speaking it, but am now an adult and don’t know who gets to be a tú? I’m scared of getting it wrong and unwittingly offending. Tú…

A Court Hearing Reveals Olivia Cortes as a Bumbling Idiot

Anthony Tsontakis, attorney for sham recall candidate Olivia Cortes, seems like a smart enough guy, but I’m guessing his eyesight’s a little off. In an op-ed he authored for the Arizona Capitol Times, he decried the lawsuit brought against his client by attorneys Tom Ryan and H. Micheal Wright on…

Rick Perry’s Texas Is a Fantasy Land

In his quest for the presidency, Texas Governor Rick Perry says three things: His state’s economy is better than America’s. Low taxes and small government are the reasons. He gets the credit. Almost none of that is true. The Texas economy isn’t stronger than the national economy, and it may…