Paul Goldschmidt Called Up By D-Backs: He Can Hit The Ball

A buddy of ours from Mobile (Alabama, not that tiny burg tucked into the mountains southeast of Phoenix) has been yapping at us all year about one Paul Goldschmidt, a young first-baseman who has been hitting the crap out of the ball. “He’s the next Mark McGwire,” our friend likes…

Dartanion Stroud Gets 22 Years in Prison for Girlfriend’s 2009 Murder

A Mesa man who claimed he had no idea what caused his on-again-off-again girlfriend to “turn purple” and die in December of 2009 was sentenced to 22 years in prison, Maricopa County Superior Court officials announced this afternoon.According to court documents obtained by New Times, a family member of Dartanion…

Pigeon Hunting Now Allowed Within Phoenix City Limits. Yee-Ha

With some 1.4 million people, Phoenix is the sixth biggest city in the country — so it only makes (gulp) sense that hunting pigeons within city limits is totally legal.The Arizona Game and Fish Department recently released its 2011-12 Arizona Dove and Band-tailed Pigeon regulations, and has opened up about…

DREAM Act-Lite Becomes California Law

California Governor Jerry Brown did as promised during his 2010 gubernatorial campaign and signed his state’s version of the DREAM Act on Monday.Assemblyman Gil Cedillo, a Democrat from Los Angeles and author of the bill, has championed the pro-immigrant legislation since 2005. But ex-California governor and Guatemalan-immigrant-housekeeper-impregnator Arnold Schwarzenegger kept vetoing the bill.The state’s…

Governor Jan Brewer in You Write the Caption

You Write the Caption’s pretty self-explanatory. Here’s how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above we snapped of Governor Jan Brewer.You — in the comment section of this post — then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.On Monday, we’ll announce…