KPHO Still Thinks Chupacabras Are Real

For the second time this year, KPHO is “Telling it Like it is” about mythical chupacabras. The problem, obviously, is that chupacabras aren’t real.On the TV station’s website right now is a story with the headline “Teens Kill Possible Chupacabra.”It’s a story about a Texas teen named Carter Pope, who…

Arizona D-Backs Kegged By Milwaukee Brewers At Chase Last Night

One thing for certain: If Milwaukee Brewers’ outfielder Ryan Braun played in a larger media market, say New York City, he would be one of baseball’s biggest superstars. Braun hit one of Milwaukee’s five home runs last night as the visitors from Wisconsin put it to the D-Backs by a…

Casey Anthony Dunk Tank Not Actually Coming to Arizona

We got a little suspicious yesterday when we read a news report out of Lexington, Kentucky, claiming a Casey Anthony-themed dunking booth was en-route to Arizona.The booth’s called “State Vs. Anthony” and is complete with an Anthony lookalike as the dunkee. Players have the chance to throw a ball at…

Morning Poll: Does Arizona Need “Caylee’s Law?”

State Senator Linda Gray told New Times yesterday that she plans to introduce a version of “Caylee’s Law” into the Arizona Legislature.The proposed law is in response to the light sentence Casey Anthony received after getting acquitted of charges that she murdered her daughter, Caylee.Because of the general national consensus…

Haboobs in Arizona Known for Centuries to Pimas as “Jegos”

Nothing against the Sudanese, but “haboob” is a dumb-sounding name to English-receiving ears. It inspires more ridicule than the awesomeness these wind-blown monsters deserve.The news media has been using the word more often in the last few years, and the Grand Haboob that blew into town on July 5 made…

Thomas Paul West Skips Best Part of Being Executed by the State: The Food

After more than 20 years on Arizona’s Death Row, convicted murderer Thomas Paul West was executed this morning at the state prison in Florence. According to prison officials, West didn’t have any last words. He also skipped the best part about getting executed: the food.Arizona Department of Corrections spokesman Bill…

TSA Titty-Twister Yukari Miyamae Will Not be Charged With Felony

The Maricopa County Attorney’s Office tells New Times that the Colorado woman arrested for giving a Transportation Safety Administration agent a titty-twister last week will not be charged with a felony. But she’s not completely off the hook — she may still face misdemeanor charges.According to MCAO spokesman Jerry Cobb,…

Haboob! Desert Brings its B-Squad; Local Media Fascinated Nonetheless

Last night’s Haboob wasn’t quite as spectacular as the one that swept through the Valley earlier this month, but that didn’t stop local media outlets from turning their respective websites into Haboob-central as soon as the storm hit.The July 5, storm was described by experts from the National Weather Service…

Meet “Bozo,” Wanted for Pulling Assault Rifle on Man in Goodyear

The man to the right is 35-year-old Leo Ruffus Rodriguez Jr. However, he goes by “Bozo,” and is currently wanted by police.On Friday, police in Goodyear say “Bozo” pulled an assault rifle on a man near Las Flores Avenue and Santa Cruz Drive. Now, “Bozo’s” wanted for aggravated assault…

Haboobs Hit Again? Ouch.

The Arizona Republic ran a so-so shot of last night’s dust storm (we’ve got better pix in our latest slide show) below this headline in this morning’s edition. Here’s the picture we thought better accompanies such a silly title:…

Morning Poll — TSA Titty-Twister Yukari Miyamae: Hero or Hoodlum?

Yukari Miyamae is a 61-year-old Colorado woman arrested last week after turning the tables on a Transportation Safety Administration agent — she gave her a titty-twister after refusing a security screening.Now, the debate is on: is Miyamae a hero or a hoodlum?For those fed up with getting felt up every time…

Russell Pearce Files Lame Court Challenge to Recall Petitions (w/Update)

State Senator Russell Pearce’s lawyer Lisa Hauser filed one of the lamest legal challenges in this history of civil actions today. This, to the so-far successful recall effort against Pearce, which has resulted in Governor Jan Brewer ordering a recall election in Legislative District 18.It’s not only lame, it’s laughable…

State Senator Scott Bundgaard Domestic-Violence Hearing Postponed

State Senator Scott Bundgaard was supposed to be in Phoenix Municipal Court this morning to answer for his alleged scuffle with ex-girlfriend Aubry Ballard, but he wasn’t, and now his hearing’s been rescheduled.Bundgaard’s attorneys reportedly are asking for a change of venue and say they need time to interview additional witnesses.Bundgaard’s been…