Missing Marine Turns Self in

Authorities from the Marine Corps Air Station Yuma say a Marine who’s been missing for nearly two weeks has returned to the base and turned himself in. The Yuma base says Sergeant Jonathan Kyle Ferguson returned to the base about 10:30 p.m. yesterday, after calling his family.Ferguson has been missing…

On Defective Culture and Gringo Presidents

The perception that Mexico has a defective culture has come up in your column several times. It’s most important to point out the historical differences. The United States was invaded by settlers who came to live here permanently. Mexico was conquered by gold-seeking thugs who wanted to return rich to…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, February 24, 2011

THE LEECHES Why can’t feds get these guys?: How can [State Bar of Arizona independent counsel] John Gleason come up with an incredibly detailed and well-documented 33-count complaint against former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and deputy county attorneys Rachel Alexander and Lisa Aubuchon that fully implicates Sheriff Joe Arpaio…

Neighborly Disputes End in Failed Firebombing

A Phoenix man has two problems: his neighbor, and throwing like a girl.According to court records obtained by New Times, 51-year-old Bruce Mueller had a dispute with his neighbor at an apartment complex at 1625 East Glendale Avenue in Phoenix. He responded by trying to set burn the neighbor’s house…

Russell Pearce’s Day of Bigotry, Barbarism and Triumph

In the end, they all passed out of the state Senate Appropriations Committee, all of state Senate President Russell Pearce’s anti-immigrant bills, other hate-filled measures offered by his stooges, and cataclysmic proposed laws that can only be described as outright attacks on whatever civilization is left in Sand Land.I wish…

Safeway Worker Arrested for Torching Phoenix Store (Cue Milton Waddams Clip)

An employee at a Phoenix Safeway was arrested yesterday for allegedly setting fire to the store last week, causing more than $100,000 in damages.Eli Rabago, 18, was arrested yesterday for starting last Wednesday’s blaze at the Safeway near 32nd Street and Thunderbird Road.Rabago has reportedly worked at the store since…

Avondale Names Street After Dale Earnhardt

The City of Avondale announced this morning that it will be naming a street after a man who is worshiped in trailer parks from Phoenix to Daytona: Dale Earnhardt.City officials announced this morning that the north entrance to the new Avondale City Center will be called “Dale Earnhardt Drive” in…

Official State Gun: Arizona’s One Step Closer (Sigh)

A bill that could potentially make Arizona the first state in the entire country to have an official “state gun” is one step closer to becoming law (that sound you just heard is the collective chuckle of the rest of the country).As we noted yesterday, more than 40 Arizona state…

Phoenix DUI Suspect Crashes Car, Flees, Leaves 8-Year-Old Son at Scene

Attention Valley residents: Stop driving around shitfaced with your kids in the car.For the second time this morning, we’ve been hit with a story about a person driving drunk with a child in the car. The latest: 34-year-old Carla Flanagan.Flanagan was arrested Saturday after drunkenly crashing her car near 45th…

Jared Loughner’s Less-Crazy Looking Mugshot Released by U.S. Marshals

The U.S. Marshals Service released today another mugshot of Tucson shooting suspect Jared Loughner. In it, as you can see below, he looks far-less maniacal than he does in the now-infamous photo taken by the Pima County sheriff’s deputies shortly after the shooting.Loughner’s attorneys had fought to keep the unreleased…