Jan Brewer, Russell Pearce-Inspired License Plates, a Few Suggestions

The Cronkite News Service’s Rebekah Zemansky recently reported on efforts by several legislators to add more specialized license plates to Arizona’s already vast selection.Currently, you can pick a plate to show your support for the Arizona Cardinals or declare your membership in a Masonic Fraternity. You can purchase a plate memorializing fallen…

Bizarre Abortion Bills to be Heard in Arizona House Today

Several bills that would place stricter regulations on abortions will be heard in the Arizona state Legislature later today, and pro-choice groups aren’t happy about it. In fact, one group calls the bills an “assault [on] a woman’s dignity.” Aside from forcing abortion doctors to offer patients the opportunity to…

Munnell Memo Investigation Report by Pinal Sheriff Paul Babeu is Overdue

While chatting with Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu today about border issues, we asked about his months-long investigation into allegations by Maricopa County deputy chief Frank Munnell. As Valley Fever reported on February 3, the report had been completed and was expected to be released no later than today. The situation…

Russell Pearce Pinatas? Where Can I Buy One?

So where are the Russell Pearce pinatas? Arizona’s state Senate President is the most powerful politico in Sand Land, and arguably an even greater foe of Latinos than Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who’s been “honored” in pinata form by his opponents on many occasions. But Pearce has yet to receive the pinata…

Janet Napolitano No-Go on Senate Run; Wants to Focus on Border Security

Former Arizona governor and current Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced today that she will not seek the Senate seat being vacated by Senator Jon Kyl.Napolitano is the latest politico to announce she won’t be running. Congressmen Ben Quayle, and Raul Grijalva, as well as former Congressman John Shadegg, have…

Marine Missing in Yuma; Last Seen Monday

Authorities continue to search for a U.S. Marine reported missing on Monday.Military officials initially thought 22-year-old Jonathan Kyle Ferguson’s disappearance was an unauthorized absence, but now believe it’s a missing person case.Ferguson was last seen at an IHOP restaurant in Yuma about 3:30 a.m. Monday…

Have You Seen Quintel Rich’s Penis? Who Hasn’t?

Quintel Rich has a pretty infamous penis — and he’s not shy in showing it off.Rich, a convicted sex offender, spent the better part of 2009 exposing his penis to unsuspecting victims. After a little prison time, Rich got right back into the swing of things and whipped it out…

ASU Redux: Another Pac-10 Game, Another Flippin’ Loss

In the world of standing headlines, the above one is getting quite very tiresome for Arizona State men’s basketball fans. The Sun Devils lost last night 79-62 to the formidable Washington Huskies at Wells Fargo Arena in a game they never were in once it really got going midway through…

Joe Arpaio’s Tech-Guy Bob Rampy’s Crybaby, 750K Claim Against the County

What is it about certain former and current Maricopa County law enforcement officials that makes them think they’re a privileged class, entitled to make bank from county coffers whenever their feelings get hurt?We all know about the bloodsucking ways of ex-Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas, his erstwhile henchwoman Lisa Aubuchon,…