“Birther” Bill Advances in Arizona House; America Laughs its Ass Off

In the Arizona Legislature’s latest attempt to make the Grand Canyon State the laughing stock of the entire country, House of Representatives members advanced HB 2441, or as it is more infamously known, the “birther bill.”Legislators voted 31-22 yesterday to advance the bill, which would require President Barack Obama to produce his…

Ike Davis of ASU Baseball Fame Gets Two Hits In Big League Debut

Gotta love the Major League baseball debut last night of onetime ASU All-American first baseman and pitcher Ike Davis. Called up just hours earlier from Triple-A Buffalo, the 23-year-old Davis looped a single to right in his first big-league at bat, and then collected another hit in the New York…

Happy 4/20, Phoenicians; Apparently You Suck at Smoking Weed

For the non-pot-smoking public, April 20 probably doesn’t hold any significant meaning to you, but for stoners around the world it is a holiday that — as a wise man told us yesterday — “celebrates a tradition of community accomplished through the sharing of traditional home remedies.”In other words, it’s…

Hot Links: Hostage Situation, Lay Offs, and 700 Fake Gift Cards

Peoria police were working the scene of a barricade and possible hostage situation this morning. Officers responded to a call about a burglary in progress at 71st Avenue and Corrine Drive about 4:30. When they arrived, they found a man on the first floor, who informed them that between five and…

Arizona State University One of Playboy’s Top Party Schools Again

After a brief fall from grace, thanks — in part — to Arizona State University President Michael Crow’s ruthless crusade against fun under the disguise of “The New American University,” the Sun Devils are back in Playboy magazine’s list of top-10 party schools in the country.According to Playboy’s new rankings, released…